Four-panel comic set outdoors in winter. Two adults wearing coats, scarves, and gloves stand outside holding cups of coffee and talking.
Panel 1: One character says, “I’m telling you, he keeps a list of people he likes and dislikes…”
Panel 2: The other character responds, “He’s got elves slaving away all year doing menial tasks for little or no pay…”
Panel 3: The first character continues, “He always wears the same vest and he only shows up once a year.”
Panel 4: The second character reacts with surprise and says, “Santa Claus is a professor!!” The first character replies, “Ho, Ho, Ho? It’s the null hypothesis!”
The joke humorously compares Santa Claus to an academic, using traits associated with faculty work and research culture.
Adjunct professor by day.
Dissertation writer by night.
This is what academia will do to you in the final stretch — even Santa isn’t safe.
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