Fangirl: Ohmygawd, have you seen Master Kohga? He is just so dreamy! And his belly, GAWD his belly! It's just so poochy! I could just stare and drool and fantasize about it all day long!
Link (offscreen): Nah, Kohga's belly is super dumb though.
Yiga Footsoldier (angrily revealing herself): WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAR MASTER!?! I'LL FUCKING KILL YO-
Link swiftly and unceremoniously mercs the Yiga Footsoldier with a gunshot to the chest, taking her out with a "UGH".
349 - What Are You Gonna Do About It?
It's not like they're enough of a threat to make me stop
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