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If you like humour of the variety that emerges when you take the human condition, add fantasy elements, and let the whole thing marinate in absurdity until it achieves the perfect consistency of organized pandemonium...
Immerse yourself Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling's Follies
#booksky #fablefoolery
Old school AD&D wasn’t just a game, it was a ritual of chaos, imagination, and the eternal cry: Wait, do I get a saving throw for that?!
Weekends vanished quicker than hit points in a gelatinous cube, one small crawl and suddenly it was Monday.
#FableFoolery #ADnD
The ancient rite of goblinification: legend says it takes precisely 437 cranberries, eaten under a waning moon while a goose recites bylaws. Of course, most people give up around berry 112, at which point you simply become mildly tart and start haunting salad bars.
#FableFoolery #CranberryGoblin
The Council of Fantasy decreed that every saga must contain:
One sarcastic blond who can quip faster than he can swordfight.
One barbarian woman whose devotion to potatoes borders on religious.
At least three improbable remakes disguised as “original quests.”
#FableFoolery #FantasyFilms
The 1980s strapped on aviator shades and declared itself a genre. Top Gun was less a film than a ritual: jets roared, volleyballs glistened, and Kenny Loggins became a minor deity of the skies.
Be kind, rewind.
#FableFoolery #1980sCinema #TopGun
With one colossal yawn, he’s back on the big screen stretching nostalgia until it squeaks and reminding us that sometimes the sleepiest cat tells the tallest tales.
#Bagpuss #BigYawn #FableFoolery #ReturnOfTheSaggyCat
Hogswatch; potatoes, pigs & improbable joy
The Hogfather himself rode in on four pigs named Olly, Folly, Golly, & Melancholy.
Thus the festival was secured: a celebration of everything ending in ‑olly, plus the occasional tax rebate for carol singers.
#Discworld #Hogswatch #FableFoolery #Pratchett
The Truth feels so gritty because somewhere between ink and sausage rolls, journalism became a contact sport.
Eat it up, but beware the next scoop may be about you, written by a goose with impeccable sources.
#fablefoolery #discworld #TheTurth #Pratchett
Ah yes, the day the turtle took up world-carrying as a full-time gig. Proof that the universe runs on imagination, magic, and a suspicious amount of paperwork. 🐢📚 #Discworld #FableFoolery
Anxious? Naturally. Things that were, things that are, things yet to come… and the cursed paperwork that insists that destiny requires three signatures and a blood sample.
thomlinjupp.com
#fablefoolery #thomlinjupp #booksky #books #fantasy #comedy
What if Henry Fielding's Tom Jones got lost in a Pratchettian bureaucracy?
Thomlin Jupp: A Foundling’s Follies is absurdist fantasy with dragons, destiny, and far too much paperwork. Now available!
thomlinjupp.com
#booksky #fantasy #fablefoolery #books #comedy #absurd
The Bureaucratic Quest Challenge
A free game
As an aspiring adventurer, you must properly file the correct magical paperwork to complete your quests. Remember: No quest is complete without the proper documentation!
thomlinjupp.com/index.html#g...
#books #booksky #fablefoolery #comedy #fantasy
Dragons doing taxes. Bureaucracy as destiny. Absurdist fantasy at its finest. Read the first free chapter of Thomlin Jupp and enter the wonderfully weird:
thomlinjupp.com/introduction...
#ThomlinJupp #FantasyWithForms #FableFoolery #booksky #fantasy #comedy #books #reading
