#FelineOracle

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10 months ago

The Catanic Verses V (A Guide to Feline Religosophy) This week's Revelation finds Poe deep in mourning — abandoned in a locked house with only a strange man and the scent of wet socks for company. As the doors close and the biscuits betray, Poe proclaims a mighty lamentation: the world is without chicken, without love, and gravely lacking in proper reverence for the sacred feline order. So sayeth the Oracle of Poe.

Locked in. No chickens. Strange man smells like wet socks. Biscuits betray. Love is dead. Long live feline rage. 🐾🔥 So sayeth the Oracle of Poe.

#CatLife #FelineOracle #PoeVices #AbandonedButMajestic #ChickenCrisis #CatDrama #CatsofBluesky #UnderlandDispatches #catanicverses

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River and Celia in Underland

@riverandcelia.bsky.social

10 months ago

Poe ‘Vices This week, Poe answers a human worried their brother is gay. The verdict? Mind your own biscuits. A chaotic feline advice column full of judgement, chicken cravings, and unexpected wisdom. #PoeVices #queercatcolumn #LGBTQsupport #darkhumour #felineoracle

This week, Poe answers a human worried their brother is gay. The verdict? Mind your own biscuits. A chaotic feline advice column full of judgement, chicken cravings, and unexpected wisdom. #PoeVices #queercatcolumn #LGBTQsupport #darkhumour #felineoracle

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