I know it's Florida and all but there was a guy in Aldi today wearing an "Operation Epic Fury" baseball cap 👀
Also I think I was the potential victim of a quarter for 🛒scam but I'm not sure 🤣
#floridaproblems
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I know it's Florida and all but there was a guy in Aldi today wearing an "Operation Epic Fury" baseball cap 👀
Also I think I was the potential victim of a quarter for 🛒scam but I'm not sure 🤣
#floridaproblems
Already sick and tired of Byron Donalds ads in Florida. Is it November yet? #ElectionYear #FloridaProblems
I saw a CNBC interview w/ Starwood Capital’s CEO Barry Sternlicht. The greed is unmatched. The hate directed towards Mayor Mamdani is palpable. Sternlicht actually said that billionaires will flee NY for Fl to avoid paying billionaire tax. Tell him that his workers won’t join him. #FloridaProblems.
"Aguste said that this was only the second time he believes he’s used the home’s heater in the last 25 years."
Virtually every South Florida homeowner's nightmare during cold nights.
#FloridaProblems
When the temperatures drop in south Florida, the iguananas drop too. They go into a dormant state when the temps get down into the 40s but he'll reactivate once it warms up.
#FloridaProblems #FrozenIguana #FloridaCold #Iguana
Well … it’s been YEARS since I had to wrap the outside pipes.
Had to just go outside, in the dark, with 25mph winds and re-wrap a few that got soaked in the rain.
Totally not fun. #FloridaProblems
While northerners are dealing with snow and shoveling sidewalks, South Floridians are coping with gators in their pool.
#FloridaProblems
story: www.winknews.com/news/collier...
Local weather report: 41°. Feels like 29°. High 59°. Low 41°. Clear conditions will continue all day. The lowest Feels Like temperature was 28°around 7 am.
Well, this is different. A chance not to sweat, for a change. Also, unusually clear: visibility is 18 miles – way better than our 9 mile average. 😄 #FloridaProblems
Oh, crap, I’m JUST NOW seeing the snake!!! #FloridaProblems 😂
Tiny lizard on a mottled kitchen counter.
I just picked up a loaf of bread off the kitchen counter and found this little 4 cm guy underneath. Lizards lay their little eggs in any crevice they can find, so you never know where you're going to encounter them. #FloridaProblems
"Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office deputies wrangled a 10-foot alligator from a 7-Eleven parking lot in Venice..."
#FloridaProblems 🐊💪
story: wsvn.com/news/local/f...
Life in South Florida...
A python slithers up into a car's engine compartment as it sits in a Pollo Tropical drive-thru line.
#FloridaProblems 🐍
story: www.fox13news.com/news/video-f...
floating on my back during our sunday morning swim getting joyfully pummelled by the hail-sized drops of a late summer morning deluge in the sunlight. 🐸
#floridaproblems
When you’re stuck on SR-60 and the train just completely stops. 😡
#FloridaProblems
76K pounds of cocaine offloaded in South Florida today.
Value: $473M
"You see it in the headlines, you hear it every day
They say they're gonna stop it, but it doesn't go away"
#FloridaProblems
Can’t wait for winter …. Cannot wait! #FloridaProblems
Pair of white Crocs shoes nestled in a lush landscape
Be careful out there y’all, I just found two rare albino crocs in the front yard 🐊
#floridaproblems
BTW, #floridaproblems
St. John's County S.O. deputy removes small gator from a pool with his bare hands...
#FloridaProblems 🐊💪
via @apnews.com
"According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, a mariner roughly 5 miles south of Islamorada found some 23 kilograms of suspected cocaine floating in the ocean."
Estimated value is somewhere in the neighborhood of $700K.
#FloridaProblems
Thanks for the warning. #FloridaProblems
Meanwhile, in Lutz, Florida...
via @PaulFox13 X
#FloridaProblems 🐊💪
"Two motorcyclists hit a 6-foot alligator in the middle of [Interstate 4], sending both bikers to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, authorities said."
#FloridaProblems
It's not summer , we are just preheating #Floridaproblems
I’ll be sure to ask Publix for my Gulf of America discount. #FloridaProblems
Tried to convince my dog to just pee on the lanai during a monsoon while a gator lurked ten feet away in the lake. #FloridaProblems
The Jacksonville SO recently called in a local gator wrangler to assist in removing an alligator from I-95.
via JSO Facebook
#FloridaProblems
An iguana relaxes on some plastic edging that is hanging from the wall in a garage.
Found this guy hanging out in the garage today. Not sure how long he had been there but based upon prior experience, we decided to move the car out and see if he would find his way out.
After about an hour of quiet, he did.
#FloridaProblems