#virtualslut cause we all know I don’t #getlaid
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#virtualslut cause we all know I don’t #getlaid
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Horny and trying to focus but can't its to hot in the house to properly take care of and not really a space to take care of it uninterrupted. This sucks #Horny #Sex #GetLaid #FuckMe #Wet #Hot #TooHot
They are so RIGHT. Truth in advertising.... #Getlaid #Getoff #releasetheCocken #milktotaste
Anyone else, just me? #whatdoyouwant #memes #memesky #nsfwmemesky #team #caffeine #getlaid
Your left hand reached down to feel him, watching his eyes to see his reaction. You weren't used to using your left for this kind of thing. "That right hand still giving you trouble?" His head cocked to the side, a patronizing grin. "Fuck you," you scoffed. "In a minute." His broad, calloused hand wrapped around yours, showing you exactly how to stroke up and down until his eyes fluttered. An eyebrow cocked up over closed lids. His teeth clenched as a long, steady exhale slipped out.
🍃 Red, Wiry & Blitzed🍃
Chapter 8: Pickup Trucks Work Better Than Pickup Lines
A teachable moment 🍆
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#TheBoy #SoldierBoy #Smut #CarSex #Smutty #PunchNazis #GetLaid #Ao3 #Fanfic
Remeber when 6 and 9 got along really well? I do! Turns out some people really dont want their private bits sucked. I really dont get it. Is it because they tried to be a shapeshifter like me and now it smells like poop down there?
#racism #hate #getlaid
You better at least already have your first shot.
I see y’all Red State boys with lots excuses - but still planning to visit LA? Fuck you.
#NoExcuses #GetLaid #GetVaxxed