Depressed Fish
by @jasontkocher
#GUTFUDUM
In loving memory of #bettafish Archie "Archibald" Fish Benjamin
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Archie "Archibald" Fish Benjamin
by @jasontkocher
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Requiem for a Fish. Humor and heartbreak in remembrance of the #bettafish Archie "Archibald" Fish Benjamin. #GUTFUDUM
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Keep your cover letters for job applications short and to the point:
"You reckon hell who leave me out. When me you fly, I am the wings."
#GUTFUDUM
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I think the next Pope should be Muslim.
It's about time. It's 2025, people!
#GUTFUDUM
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I don't know much about The Last of Us, but I do love Pedro Pascal so maybe I'll give it a chance.
Can I just jump right in on the current season or...?
#GUTFUDUM
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Every now and then, you look up a lyric and it actually IS:
"Work me so hard,
they fuckin' me with no grease"
Keep the faith. #GUTFUDUM
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"Planet Earth" is ALWAYS the wrong show to watch at the dentist.
Every time.
Even the Coral Reef episode.
#GUTFUDUM
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All things
at a time,
the ebb flows.
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A blue and red Hondo electric guitar with dangerous bangs...and a cute plushie Batman sitting in one of its angles.
This is the guitar I'm using to learn "Welcome Back' by John Sebastian. Such a uniquely fun song to play and sing.
#welcomebackkotter #GUTFUDUM
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I'd like to get a job putting the piss into things, restocking for the people who take it out.
#GUTFUDUM
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Greens, purples, yellows and reds overlap around a see-through man with the body of a guitar, a hat on a head, a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac poster and a cute little time-travelling cloud-radish.
Die Frau ohne Schatten
No, not THAT Die Frau ohne Schatten
by Jason T. Kocher
#GUTFUDUM
It's not for you. Enjoy.
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Is everyone prepared for the unavoidable onslaught of "Easter Egg Shortage" news stories?
I've started doing special stretches in hopes it will help me withstand it.
#GUTFUDUM
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Two intrepid explorers above an NYC Ferry.
A precious Hohner harmonica from Thea Grant.
A new cutting board and shaving cream bowl, both slathered in spoon butter.
A bottle of Nat Cool Red Wine that did not make my Scrabble loss more palatable.
I made plans. And they came together.
#GUTFUDUM
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A bottle of NAT COOL red wine in the foreground of a Scrabble board.
I drank this whole bottle and still lost at Scrabble, so this wine is shit...
#GUTFUDUM #Baga
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Conversely, I contend that there are no BIG roles. #GUTFUDUM
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I prefer to be honest, but only if brutally. #GUTFUDUM
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I just joined a Cheese Knife of the Month club. #GUTFUDUM
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I am buying cheese faster than I can eat it. #GUTFUDUM
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I am the trick that my Daffy Duck played on the world.
#GUTFUDUM
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I want to do a Scottish version of "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers. #GUTFUDUM
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I have replaced "doom scrolling" with "droll scooming".
much better
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I'm thinking of having my chin removed to make it easier to shave.
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My sideburns are in an arms race.
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I deserve a midnight margarine treat. #GUTFUDUM
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I can't edit the layout of the driver without shame.
(world record for esoteric density)
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I'm eating at Schnippers Times Square, hoping that I'll bump into the owner of the New York Times who will be so charmed by me that he decides to finance my artistic endeavors.
#GUTFUDUM #cowtools
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I made the mistake today of buying a box of sordid muffins.
Oh dear...
#GUTFUDUM
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During the Super Bowl, I will be actively rooting against the Dallas Cowboys. #gobirds #GUTFUDUM
youtu.be/qO9sMBhAl_Y
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The storefront of an arcade at the New York City Port Authority Bus Terminal.
This arcade is the absolute best place to get cornered and menaced at the New York City Port Authority Bus Terminal. I give it 1 star. #GUTFUDUM
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A billboard for Morgan & Morgan, Proud Partner of the New York Jets.
This billboard is fascinating. There is nothing that explicitly connects it to a law firm, but one is forced to imagine that the client's pride waned so much that they filed a lawsuit against the NY Jets, forcing the viewer to implicitly understand the intent of the ad.
#GUTFUDUM
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