Hot take. It's WW3. You decide to have a baby so it can have an existential crisis versus adopting a child used to existential crises. #gallowshumor #notwrong
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We found a bug in production. It affects all users. It's in the payment flow.
Finally, some good news. Our jobs are secured for the next week!
#SoftwareEngineering #DevHumor #JobSecurity #TechLayoffs #TechHumor #ProgrammerLife #DevLife #Nullwing #WebComic #CorporateLife #GallowsHumor
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"This just gets better and better"--my partner, reading the New York Times article on the economics of the Venezuela petroleum industry we will "control." #gallowshumor
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Just gonna pretend #2 is # 1 and sign off. I’ll try later and see what I missed. Grateful for everyone’s company today. We missed you, Jezza. If the world hasn’t collapsed by next week, cya then.
#gallowshumor #AT40
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Old-fashioned white and lime green text on a dark gray background reads: I often joke that I couldn't have written my book without my parents—or rather, I couldn't have written it *with* them. The Columbarium. deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter
Tomorrow's newsletter won't be the usual fare! Instead of history, I'll be dedicating The Columbarium to questions I wish I could have asked my dead parents. Plus, book launch events! Sign up: deadparentswhatnow.com/newsletter
#newsletter #deathpositive #gallowshumor #bookstagram #estateplanning
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A sticker that reads, “ICE IS FOOD! safeice.org MEMBER INTERNATIONAL PACKAGED ICE ASSOCIATION All ICE should be this good”
Folks, I have good news. After ICE deports most of the people that grow and harvest our food, we’ve got a backup
#gallowshumor
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Period Table square #74, Wtf, 186.207, The Element of Surprise!
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I can still crack a joke mid meltdown and that's why everyone is lucky to have me in their lives
It's that #gallowshumor
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Onion headline Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
Read earlier that #LarrySummers was stepping down from the board of #OpenAI
www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/larry-sum...
Then I saw this headline from The Onion.
I put a content warning on it […]
[Original post on mastodon.online]
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Because I'm a huge, terminally online history nerd with a vicious streak, it occurred to me last night that Blaire White may have spent the last nine months feverishly Googling "The Night of Long Knives" and I found it morbidly amusing! #GallowsHumor
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"My favorite season is the Fall of the Patriarchy"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING WEEKEND, CANADA!
#thanksgiving #patriarchy #gallowshumor #metacrisis
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Dark humor joke in 3,2,1
This is the episode of Dennis the Menace where Dennis kills Mr. Wilson.
#gallowshumor #darkhumor
#howimcoping
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Moss from the TV show IT crowd on the 'phone asking "Have you tried turning the United States off and back on again?"
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Don't sweat the small stuff. Just Grin and Bury it! #halloween #grimreaper #gallowshumor
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Just dropped my new fiction. CYtC is a high-concept sci-fi masquerading as a darkly funny litrpg.
Find it on Royal Road.
#litrpg #gallowshumor #royalroad #strongfemalelead
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You know the problem with satire in 2025? It's dead – figuratively of course – not like Charlie Kirk, who finally became the victim he always imagined himself to be.
(Sorry not sorry, zero-day gallows humor is my favorite)
#charliekirk #gallowshumor #conspiracy #satire
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Sadly accurate #GallowsHumor
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This is a captionless, black and white single-panel cartoon signed by M. Schulz. A dinosaur reclines on a rock, holding a remote control while watching television. On the screen, a meteor is shown streaking through the sky toward a prehistoric landscape. The same scene is happening outside the television at that very moment, with a meteor descending over the actual horizon.
#cartoon #thisistheend #crisis #tv #resignation #gallowshumor
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Text: "Crowd gathers for the unveiling of the Donald Trump statue." Image: a crowd of pigeons.
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Drawing of stick figures floating above a cityscape and someone in the foreground watching. Text: "Then one day, all the Trump-loving Evangelicals were "raptured" up into the sky in their little red caps. And they were never seen or heard from again. It was beautiful."
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“This is a government agency, and I don’t think its website should be hijacked by liberals to brainwash people into thinking that all men are created equal, or that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights.”
#satire #GallowsHumor
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“Justice is a discriminatory form of woke cultural Marxism that has no place in our Justice Department,” Bondi said …“Anyone who says … that we should promote dangerous ideals that imply Americans will be treated with dignity or compassion in the eyes of the law—is sadly mistaken.” #GallowsHumor
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Pie chart titled "Recommended Compost Ratios". Small section "water", larger section "green materials", equally larger section "Brown materials", small section "air", half the pie chart "The rich (Bezos, Z-berg, Musk etc)
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A social post from @lifeboatacademy which says: "Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it's more like a cha-cha." — Robert Brault
#RobertBrault #apocaloptimist #metacrisis #artofliving #mentalhealth #gallowshumor
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