Latest posts tagged with #GooseAttack on Bluesky
(2/2) The only known antidote is an apple-parsley juice from a witchy woman in the woods. Good luck. More survival tips on Grack Public Access. Link in bio.
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On March 30, 1999, Apollo’s Chariot debuted in Williamsburg—but its first ride made history for all the wrong reasons. 🎢💥 Fabio, the famous model, was on board when a goose 🪿 slammed into his face by proxy of camera, leaving him bloodied! The goose died.🩸😲 #Fabio #GooseAttack
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In case you heard a lot of noise from a certain individual that Mallory claims to be an angel… just a friendly reminder that some angels are less angelic than others. Jenna would never do this, Miles. Never! Despite what video evidence might suggest. #milesthegoose #gooseattack #playdead
