Page 1: A penguin wearing a hat with fake fur and eyeballs is waddling into in a medical office where a doctor penguin sits behind a desk.
Doctor: The diagnosis is, you have "dodgy tummy syndrome."
Eyeball hat: Can you Latin that up a bit for me? It doesn't sound official enough to get a referral to a specialist.
Page 2: The doctor penguin has pulled out a prescription scroll with incomprehensible writing.
Doctor: Oh, no need! It's all in this comprehensive prescription! Which I can explain to you...
Eyeball hat: Oh, no need. My Gramps was a doctor. I can read scribble.
Page 3: The penguin in the eyeball hat is reading the prescription scroll.
Eyeball hat: So... a restrictive diet... not so great... of the best tasting herrings ever bred.. so that is ok...and also covers periodic nest calls...?
Doctor: Totally standard these days! I'm available Thursdays. Around dinnertime.
Page 4: The eyeball hat penguin is looking up from the prescription scroll. The doctor penguin is looking down at a computer screen.
Eyeball hat: Where did you get your doctor license again?
Doctor: Fell off the back of a truck. Also totally standard.
This week's penguin: The odd kind of health care that's available in the Penguiverse.
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