I'm Donald. Fly Me.
You’ve met my friend Tamim.
And some more friends like Vladimir, Viktor,
Jong Un, Bashar, and Jinping.
My friends like to give me things. Like luxury jets.
My other friends, like Jeff, Mark, and Elon
like to give me cash and cryptocurrency.
(Whatever that is).
I must be doing something they like.
If you want me to do something you like,
you know what to do. Just slip me some cash.
Or property.
Does it sound like bribery? Sure.
But the Supreme Court says as long
as I do it in the Oval Office while I’m President,
it’s all legal.
And I intend to stay President for a long, long time.
Fly Donald. Fly MAGA.
Donald Trump accepts Bitcoin, cash, and American Express
If you remember these National Airlines ads, this is a friendly reminder to have a colon cancer screening.
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