#HackingHumor

Pospol

@pospol.bsky.social

6 months ago

🦈 wireshark: opening a PCAP is like digging up your ex’s grave — full of skeletons, none you really wanted to face. ⚰️💀

#Linux #PacketSniffing #Infosec #SysAdminLife #HackingHumor

Pospol

@pospol.bsky.social

6 months ago

🔑 Enable 2FA in SSH with Google Authenticator:
Add AuthenticationMethods publickey,keyboard-interactive in sshd_config.

Because if your server gets hacked after this, it’s not negligence anymore… it’s destiny. 💀✨

#Linux #SSH #Infosec #SysAdminLife #HackingHumor

Pospol

@pospol.bsky.social

6 months ago

🚀 masscan -p1-65535 <ip> — Like nmap’s cracked-out cousin: scans every port so fast your firewall cries, your ISP flags you, and suddenly you’re explaining to HR why “just curiosity” sounds like a felony. 💀📡

#Linux #Masscan #RedTeam #SysAdminLife #Networking #Infosec #HackingHumor

Pospol

@pospol.bsky.social

6 months ago

👂 tcpdump -i eth0 port 443 — Capture encrypted traffic. You can’t read it, but at least you’ll confirm your neighbors still trust SSL that died a decade ago. ⚰️🔒

#Linux #Networking #Infosec #PacketSniffer #SysAdminLife #HackingHumor

Pospol

@pospol.bsky.social

6 months ago

🩸 nmap --script vuln <ip> — Port scanning is foreplay, but finding the server’s open wounds? That’s the real feast. 🍷🔪

#Linux #Nmap #CyberSecurity #RedTeam #SysAdminLife #HackingHumor