Heimerdinger frustrated staring at the wall of the side of the bed
Heimerdinger: "I cannot believe you did that."
Kled: "Cecil I have no idea what you're talking about?"
Heimerdinger: "Oh you don't know you just did it when I was sleeping."
Kled: "No I don't know, do you mind telling me what I did."
Heimerdinger: "You bit me on the back!"
Kled: โI don't recall that all I had was a little bit of ribs.Bit of sides and a little neck. That's a simple country buffet. No big deal.โ
Heimerdinger: "I'm not a meaty buffet, you jerk. Get out!"
Kled: "but this is my bedroom."
Heimerdinger: "fine then I'm going to stay in your garden then to cool off!"
Kled: "Cecil come on I was just playing, and he's gone."
Heimerdinger: "Kled don't you dare."
Kled: "Oh, come on, please. Just a little bit of breast. Just a nibble."
Kled loves to give Heimerdinger those sexy sweaters you know, the ones with the holes in the window. In his love language or the way he flirts is the way of being a bully and or thinking that his partner is meat or a buffet. Yes, people do think that he is going to hurt or eat Heimerdinger. I am not the first who came up with this. I just loved it so much I had to steal it.
I hope you guys enjoy my dirty humor. And #Kled a weird idea of what he's like as a romantic partner.. And a daily dose of a frustrated #Heimerdinger.