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#PANTS
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#Blueskyphotos
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PLEASE I BEG YOU commit this to memory and ease the suffering of copy editors everywhere
#BookSky #editing #homonyms
Do you say?
Houston (hyoo-ston, how-ston)
Ghibli (jib-lee, gib-lee)
Z (zee, zed)
#language #english #pronunciation #syntax #grammar #culture #words #homonyms
He is content.
#OzzieTheInfluencer
#ContentCreator
#Homonyms
just saw somebody on another platform write "milk toast" 🤦🏼♀️
#homonyms
*We The People
It is unatural to look put for others when your entire life experiences shape your ability to intuit and discern falsities from realities.
#CorrectFromWrong
Language has been used to confuse the word right makes it sound like it's correct.
#homonyms
PBW/Y
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Hehe... Rocks Du Kebec :>
#onepiece #homonyms #quebec #christogram
I honestly don’t understand the #LynyrdSkynyrd / Stan Freberg fan crossover phenomenon, those Rednecks just love advertising humor, I guess.
#StanFreberg #FreeBird #confused #Homonyms
Meme done in the style of a login screen. It reads, "Thank you for your interest in the internet. Please type the correct sequence of characters into the field below." Under that are two "Captcha"-looking blocked texts. One reads "then" and the other reads "than." Under that, some text reads, "I would rather be hugged [blank] eaten." Meme text reads, "So many people would be unable to use the internet again."
Bonus #DadJoke
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“To.”
“To who?”
“Actually, it’s to whom.”
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Grammar […]
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Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
WillWill — planning to assign property to your heirs in the future, hopefully before you die
#neologisms #ihaveALS #portmanteau #homonyms
Andrew’s #WordOfTheDay
FileFile — PDF instructions on how to sand your fingernails
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CanCan — throw away a metal container (instead of dancing with it)
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DropDrop — spill a tiny bit of water
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JuniorJunior — one’s namesake in their next to last year of school
SeniorSenior — an elderly person on the cusp of graduating high school
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PitchPitcher — a baseball hurler who puts tar on the ball
PitcherPitcher — a hurler’s water jug
PitchPitcher — a hurler with a screaming fastball
#neologisms #ihaveALS #portmanteau #homonyms
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TripTrip — take a spill while on vacation
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DateDateDate — the day you have a tryst to eat Mediterranean fruit
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ToastToast — raising a slice of bread to the bride and groom
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DuckDuck — a waterfowl lowering its head to avoid being shot by a hunter, or as part of an elaborate mating ritual
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SealSeal — an ocean mammal closing its nostrils
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MatchMatch — a fire-starting competition
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SecondSecond — the moment of time immediately after the Big Bang
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CurrentCurrent — one’s use of electricity now
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RowRowRow — a line of coxswains having a tussle (on your boat)
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LightLight — a photon (which has no mass)
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SpringSpringSpring — a geyser that only gushes between March and June
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RockRocks — Rolling Stones
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RightRight — a correct turn (as declared by Alex in “A Clockwork Orange”)
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BarbBarber — a florist who trims the thorns off of roses
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ShipShip — FedEx a boat
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