#IUseOneLinersWhen I know they can't help but smile.
Did you know you have 206 bones in your body?
Would you like one more?
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#IUseOneLinersWhen I know they can't help but smile.
Did you know you have 206 bones in your body?
Would you like one more?
#IUseOneLinersWhen opportunity strikes and the punchline is obvious.
6 barn owlets lying on their bellies on someone's lap, with the smallest being held in place at the knee. They all appear to be sleeping except for the one nearest the human's stomach, the one visible eye cracked open.
#IUseOneLinersWhen I've got my owls in a row.
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That's not right? Hoo cares? I've got my owls in a row!
#WakeUpNFeelGood #HashtagGame
#IUseOneLinersWhen
talk is expensive.
#IUseOneLinersWhen I'm singing to the moon
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#IUseOneLinersWhen making a cake
#IUseOneLinersWhen the guy you are criticizing has a short attention span
#IUseOneLinersWhen the monkey's on drums
#IUseOneLinersWhen you only have one eye
#IUseOneLinersWhen ever
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#IUseOneLinersWhen Discussing theology
how many bees did Noah have on his boat? No idea, Iβll look in the ark hivesβ¦..
#IUseOneLinersWhen I want to entertain
How to post an ant? Use an antelope
How to stop an elderly grandmother? Banana
How to start a pudding race? Sago
How to start a bear race? Ready, teddy, go
#IUseOneLinersWhen ocean ones are unavailable
#IUseOneLinersWhen ever possible
#IUseOneLinersWhen in the pub doing Stand Up, awaiting @sidneypaget.bsky.social to send me over a pint
#IUseOneLinersWhen
offering you soft furnishingsβ¦ itβs curtains for you
How would you rate your settee? Itβs sofa so good
#IUseOneLinersWhen cutting the coke, said some son of a President.( No names released, like the Epstein files)
#IUseOneLinersWhen
Using Silly Con.
#IUseOneLinersWhen Cooking
Eggs, theyβre cracking
Pancakes? I donβt give a toss
Cooked bread? Youβre toast
Donβt gossip about butter, you know how these things spreadβ¦.
#IUseOneLinersWhen I recall Tommy Cooper
#IUseOneLinersWhen
I lost my hair line.
#IUseOneLinersWhen I've just cleaned my Air fryer
#IUseOneLinersWhen setting sale for New York in April 1912
#IUseOneLinersWhen Wondering how many large boats I should boardβ¦.just the one liner
#IUseOneLinersWhen ever the opportunity arises.
She says (smug as can be): You've made your bed, so now you have to lie in it.
So I climb in and sidle up next to her and reply: OK. You complete me. π
#truestory
#IUseOneLinersWhen Wondering what to buy you for Christmas.
It was going to be Velcro, but what a rip off
#IUseOneLinersWhen I can remember it's ,Hook, line and sinker
#IUseOneLinersWhen
It is not eyeliner as that would be two.