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CHAKOTAY: ALL I'M SAYING IS I FILLED MY ARMREST SNACK SPACE WITH PURPLE SKITTLES. KIM BETTER NOT TOUCH THEM. THERE'S FORTY SEVEN TOTAL. JANEWAY: THAT EXPLAINS THE SNICKERS I FOUND.
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Paris - We accidentally left neelix behind on taras 3. Janeway - It's a nice planet. Pastoral. Paris - Not for Talaxians. Two days in, it's unique energies will start tearing him up, spots first. Janeway - So what, we got forty hours? Chakotay - Captain. Janeway - All right, fine. Turn us around, Tom. And scan Taras 3 again for beans. What Neelix grows is madness.
Chakotay: I just know tom's in our shared fallout four save file, hiding dirty messages in our ship build. Janeway: What the hecking heck? Chakotay: Spectacle island settlement. We're doing a scale model rebuild of voyager using only in game assets. Janeway: Daring. Chakotay: Tom replaced harry's bed with a sleeping bag. Janeway: Oh man, i'm calling dibs on telling harry that.
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Chakotay: We've successfully hacked the 49'ers jumbotron. Janeway: Bring up the picture of Harry Kim sauced on too much klingon beer. Wait...where did we get that picture. Chakotay: Maybe from the time-nonsense we're doing now? Janeway: Did Kim ever get sauced on cheap klingon beer? Chakotay: I got a picture of tom putting that slip and slide down the length of deck eight. Janeway: Oh man, I knocked over -both- Delaney Sisters!
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Tuvok: Captain, we cannot interfere. The seven ensigns on the planet are from thirty years ago. They do return to their own time. Four are admirals today. Chakotay: Already punched them, though. Figured I'd get it in while we had the temporal chance. Tuvok: Sir? When did you transport down? Chakotay: Didn't. Took a shuttle. I socked the coach who ate my veggie meal during survival training.
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Janeway: News from home. my academy roomie was on an away mission that saved the the entire beta quadrant! Three department heads and a security ensign. Only one fatality. Chakotay: At least they prepare security for the risks... Janeway: No, Lisa said it wasn't the security ensign at all! Tuvok: Captain, I do not understand. Chakotay: I have to sit down. Kim, get me a cold glass of water.
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Chakotay: These sensor scans show the bolian ship we briefly contacted was not of this reality. See here? Their vertical facial ridges go all the way down. I confirmed this is different with chell. Tuvok: Commander, you could have asked the doctor. Thanks to chell he is familiar with bolian physiology. Chakotay: Captain, you're going to be getting a humanoid-relations complaint across your desk today.
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Chakotay: This jury-rigged one-way feed confirms the seventeen 'missing' crew are safe in the mess hall. Janeway: Ensign kim is leading a sing-along of the discworld's 'A Wizard's staff as a knob at the end'. Thank goodness we confirmed the wildman family is safe, albeit stuck, in b'elanna Torres' quarters. Chakotay: Kim wouldn't sing that around naomi. Janeway: No, no. It's bad enough samantha wildman has memorized every verse to 'the hedgehog cannot be buggered at all'. She'd be intolerable with this one.
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Tuvok: The unknown holodeck access codes were traced to commander riker of the USS Enterprise. Janeway: How odd, that man has never been aboard. What holodeck program was accessed? Tuvok: It is called 'Discworld Dwarf diplomacy'. Chakotay: Well, that is confusing. Tuvok: Discworld dwarf ladies have beards. Janeway: Okay, we're definitely asking Riker when we get back. Tuvok send the program to me.
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Janeway: I wouldn't let the prison system take back tom paris. Tuvok, this is an official order. Whenever we do get home, we are not letting any crew member be arrested. Now how did we get this message? Tuvok: I believe federation security confused admiral paris' subspace email for tom paris' subspace email. Chakotay: Tom's is 'KlingonFan12@quark.com'. He made that two years before he got arrested.
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Older janeway: Temporal department's been trying to stop me for technically ten years. But something at admiral picard's winery has been playing merry hell with the timestream. I did found out that with my plan, everyone knows of your and tom's lizard babies. Younger janway: The warp ten business? Finds out? I didn't know! Older janeway: Oh, shit. Well, tell admiral paris as soon as possible. Bring the doctor. It'll save the poor admiral weeks of recovery.
Janeway: I thought tom was nick until I was like right there. By then it was far too late. Don't tell paris. Kim: I'm sure tom can deal with it. Janeway: I meant Admiral paris. he'd think nick was his. Kim: Wouldn't Admiral paris, of all people, know better? Janeway: You'd think so, wouldn't you? The only positive of being stuck so far out here is being away from that man. Now don't tell tom I said that. Kim: Tom said that last night during bocce ball. Janeway: This ship needs a therapist. Five therapists.
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Chakotay: You two are three months into voyager's trip. I come from a voyager three -years- in. We knew this trip might happen so kim and i put together a little crew task change up plan. We think if we mix things up, we can save the lives of at least six crew. tuvok: sir, your plan is simply 'kim takes over'. That can only work once and would kill the man. chakotay: No, that's the good part. Kim dies like all the damn time. And comes back. It's amazing. Like a cat. we think it's when Q temp-killed all the men aboard. caused some sort of male-centric stack overload.
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Janeway is surprised Ensign Kim has a phaser ready at his station. All Janeway has hidden in her chain is snacks.
Janeway: Well, gentleman. A new crewmember. Exciting! Chakotay: Except this part. See the scans? Ensign Amens' shuttlecraft was made mostly out of lego pieces. Tuvok: Fascinating. How did she survive being stranded? Chakotay: The seats were made of chocolate. We think she stole it from Wily Wonka. Janeway: Were? Chakotay: I gave the seats to neelix. I saved you a cushion.
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Admiral Janeway - So when the doctor traveled back in time and beat up that rich jerk's chauffeur? That was admiral paris' ancestor. He's still a little weird about it. Captain Janeway - Do we tell him? Admiral Janeway - It takes two years but he figures it out. you'll be woken up at two in the morning on Qo'nos.
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