She a 10 but she identifies as conservative. 😞 #leftswipe
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"Was sind deine Lieblings #Pilze?"
"Die gelben"
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4/5ths of your #Tinder profile pics are with snapchat filters, the last pic is an empty beach. And your written profile is 90% emoji. #toomuchbasic #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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From your pics, the line between "free spirit" and "dangerously irresponsible hot mess of a party girl" is too damn thin. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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When her #Tinder profile looks like a #pickeme version of broflake bait, #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Oh look, you have your kids in your tinder profile. Oh they're the first 4 pics. Oh already met them, and they're problematic assholes. #leftswipe #tinder #TinderBeforeCoffee #nottodaysatan
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If her profile makes me say outloud "Not Today Colonizer!!" #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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If your only dating profile is a landscape without a clear picture of you in it, you're saying your possibly interesting to look at, but you're vacant as fuck. #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #sorrynotsorry
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Past experience has taught me that "spontaneous" and "free spirited" is code for fickle, unreliable, punctuality challenged, and rarely has any of the gas money but still wants to do all the things. #leftswipe #tinderbeforecoffee #5dollarsisnotgasmoney #byefelicia
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Seriously anyone who doesn't realize that the single parent who is looking for a family oriented partner is really step-parent shopping is playing themselves. #LeftSwipe #ItsATrap #TinderBeforeCoffee #onlinedating
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Ok its one thing to put your kids pics on your #tinder profile. But what the fuck do you even mean putting their ages and names in there, too!?! #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #terminallyunsafe #weaponsgradestupid
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Dear gods, your group of friends appears to be ALL 5 types of Becky. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #byefelicia
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All these "good Christian women" looking for a "good church going guy" on #Tinder.... your churches don't have singles bible study or something? #shrugsinspiritualnotreligious #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Seriously, if you can't be bothered to have a written (and preferably original) profile, tell an engaging story with your pictures. With your face in focus.... scenic vistas don't count. #leftswipe #noroomforboring #TinderBeforeCoffee
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1st four pics werw of your hot 26 yr old neice, last one is of you. Oh you were counting on that #baitandswitch Good thing I read #Tinder profiles before i pick. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #byefelicia
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If I am reading #Tinder right any woman looking for a hookup is probably a trap and is wanting to stuff me in her freezer. No that is not a euphemism. #LeftSwipe #SafetyFirst #TinderBeforeCoffee
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I'm not saying you have to smile in your #Tinder pic. I AM saying you shouldn't look like your idea of ending a first date is burying my body in the woods. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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When she says she's a strong, smart, independent woman but her profile also screams that she wants Mr. Broflake Basic McFuckboy. Heh #iceskatinguphill #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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#Tinder (by extension all dating sites) need a "locals only" setting. Have no time for the "in town for the weekend" types. Why put forth the effort? #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Yup the words "old fashioned" and "traditional" activates my #LeftSwipe reflex. That and "hiking", and "country music" also "maga." #missmewiththatbullshit #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Already seen your "amazing kids" be absolute loud disrespectful, sticky fingered monsters in Costco. Think twice before putting their pics on your #Tinder profile. Hint: don't put their pics up. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #byefelicia
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When you recognize someone from #Tinder while running errands and see the "Amazing kids" she brags about are little monsters who effectively terrorize her. #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #falseadvertising #ByeFelicia
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Says "alergic to dogs" in her #Tinder profile... #LeftSwipe so fast the app may have forgotten her name. #TinderBeforeCoffee
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The number of broflake-bait profiles on #Tinder has significantly increased today... all. Of. The. #LeftSwipe for you and you and you. #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Using #tinder to find a room for you and your kids? Uh how about airbnb... #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #byefelicia
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Maybe some of you should look up from #Tinder and see that you are all on the same hiking trail, Giants game, 9ner game, wine tasting event, concert. Or go to a speed dating for basics event. #LeftSwipe #noroomforbasic #TinderBeforeCoffee
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That moment when you've already argued with her racist parents multiple times on facebook. #leftswipe #TinderBeforeCoffee
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Women who actually think "looking for a long term relationship" is a rarity on #Tinder are HILARIOUS!!! What next, thinking they are the only woman who hikes? #leftswipe #noroomforbasic #TinderBeforeCoffee
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If you're against #DaveAndBusters as a first date, you can have ALL of this #LeftSwipe #TinderBeforeCoffee #byefelicia
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Seriously why would anyone hit you up on snapchat or instagram if you aren't even going to bother to right swipe on #Tinder ? Pssh #LeftSwipe on your attention hungry ass... #TinderBeforeCoffee
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