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Please stop asking us. No, you cannot sue the State of Michigan for it snowing too much.

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Santa checking his list twice, but this time he's calculating billable hours. "Naughty or nice? More like, 'Did you meet your Q4 targets or not?'” #LegalChristmas #BillableHours #LawLife #AttorneyLife #AssociateLife #CorporeoHorn #BigLaw #HolidayStress #LegalHumor #SantaClaus #ChristmasInChambers

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Episode 127: Probable Caws. ⚖️🐦‍⬛ Monday morning legal briefing. The Pun: Probable Cause. The Reality: A crow in a courtroom. We skipped the theme song today to get straight to the verdict. Guilty of being a dad joke. 🔨

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Two Tier Justice It's not fair!

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This tee is giving major intellectual energy. British legal humor + artsy vibes = unexpectedly iconic. 🧠🚌 #Wildfoxtee #LegalHumor #ArtsyTee
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Life of Newly Qualified UK Lawyer The Good, the bad and the funny!

Ever noticed how bedtime is when every case you've ever worked on suddenly reopens in your head? #InsomniaLawyer #LegalHumor
👉 More random thoughts:

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The difference between a lawyer and magician?
The magician actually makes things disappear. 🎩✨ #LegalHumor

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Hit-And-Run Boater Who Crashed Into Midway Aircraft Carrier Arrested For Boating Under The Influence - Jalopnik The Midway's dignified retirement was recently interrupted when a 65-foot motor boat banged into the warship.

When your weekend plans go way off course... ⛵🍸 💥🚢

Not every collision is criminal, but if your joyride ends in a historic aircraft carrier, it's time to call a lawyer.

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#CriminalDefense #FloridamanEnergy #ShowalterLaw #LegalHumor #DUI #BUI #Lawskies

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Supreme Court Shocks: Attempted Murder Definitely Not Gentle Hobby After All #Satire #SupremeCourt #MobsterNews #ObviousVerdicts #LegalHumor By: TheJestPress.com In a stunning 9-0 decision, the Supreme Court delivered a decisive rebuke to Vincent "The Not-So-Sneaky" Romano, a Genovese crime family associate, after he argued that attempted murder is not, in fact, a "violent" crime. Legal experts are calling this “the least surprising moment in Supreme Court history” since Justice Scalia asked “Is pizza delivery a constitutional right?” in 1998.

Supreme Court Shocks: Attempted Murder Definitely Not Gentle Hobby After All

#Satire #SupremeCourt #MobsterNews #ObviousVerdicts #LegalHumor By: TheJestPress.com In a stunning 9-0 decision, the Supreme Court delivered a decisive rebuke to Vincent "The Not-So-Sneaky" Romano, a Genovese crime family…

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Court Rules Dead Can’t Be Killed, Zombie Lawsuit Officially Deadlocked #LegalHumor #UndeadLaw #ObjectionOverruled #ZombieRights #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In a landmark ruling that will undoubtedly send shivers down the spines of both horror movie directors and aspiring necromancers, the Court of Appeal confirmed today that it is, in fact, not possible to legally kill a person who is already dead. The case, known as *Common Sense v. Obviousness*, arose after an enterprising defense attorney argued that his client, Count Vlad “Vamp” Va’Death, should be acquitted of “double homicide” on the grounds that the victims—who were, reportedly, “as dead as a Netflix password sharing policy”—were already deceased at the time of their second demise.

Court Rules Dead Can’t Be Killed, Zombie Lawsuit Officially Deadlocked

#LegalHumor #UndeadLaw #ObjectionOverruled #ZombieRights #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com In a landmark ruling that will undoubtedly send shivers down the spines of both horror movie directors and aspiring necromancers, the…

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Perfect for anyone who's ever felt the sting of a workplace mishap.
Grab yours before they're gone 👉 fanaticity.com/product/have...

#WorkplaceInjury #LegalHumor #InjuryLawyerStyle #FanaticityStyle #WorkplaceWoes

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🎭 It might seem funny… until it’s not.
Toxic behavior in relationships can cross a line—and sometimes, that line leads to criminal charges. ⚖️
👉 Know your rights. Know the law. Stay out of jail.

💼 Learn more at ironchris.com

#IronChris #legalhumor #lawmeme #toxicrelationships #funnynotfunny

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Tickle Me Elmo Says “Me Too” Judge’s ruling sets muppet rights back 55 years

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#legalhumor #sexualharassment #satire #comedy

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Tickle Me Elmo Says “Me Too” Judge’s ruling sets muppet rights back 55 years

I am solidly in Elmo's corner here. The courts, the judge, and Hasbro are the villains.

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#legalhumor #sexualharassment #sesamestreet #satire #humor #metoo

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The Baldoni/Lively Case Is Still Going And Getting Much, Much Sillier We talked about the celebrity fight du jour between actors Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively when it started, as it seemed for all the world like your typical Streisand Effect story. What began as a workplace...

The Baldoni/Lively Case Is Still Going And Getting Much, Much Sillier #Technology #Other #BaldoniLivelyCase #SocialMediaDrama #LegalHumor

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📸 👀 One minute it’s jokes, the next minute it’s Exhibit C. Choose your chat wisely.
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