The patron is holding a little puppet that looks a lot like a dirty Q-tip.
Patron: This is my friend Henry, the Helpful Tip! He'd like to help out during an upcoming storytime.
Jane: Uh -
Patron: Tip: "Hi boys and girls! Remember to always put library books where you found them if you don't check them out!'
Jane: What -
Patron: "Reshelving is much more polite than making a mess, even if you put something in the wrong place!"
Jane: That's not -
Patron" "If you see on of my brethren, make sure to stick him deep in your ear! Demons deposit earwax there to keep you from hearing stories."
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