#LifeAlert

Lighthearted LoLA | California Legal Networking

@lolapersonalinjury.bsky.social

2 months ago

'Are You Dead?': The viral Chinese app for young people living alone A new bleak-sounding app has been downloaded in droves by many youth who live by themselves - and fear dying alone.

Honestly this #AreYouDead app seems like a really good idea. Like a proactive version of #LifeAlert. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Maximum Academic Press

@mapjournals.bsky.social

2 months ago

#FMR
ASP NET system tracks spoilage bugs, live temps, shelf-life alerts across China cold chain, keeping meat fresh.🥩📊
Details: www.maxapress.com/article/doi/10.48130/FMR...
#coldchain #shelflife #lifealert

Andrew Escalante

@andrewesc.bsky.social

2 months ago

Elderly and disabled that were left without #LifeAlert
@lifealertsales.bsky.social by their families.

🧜🏽‍♀️ Kit Williams

@kitwilliams.bsky.social

5 months ago

Modern dating for us old heads... 🤣😭
#ModernDating
#LifeAlert
#MemeTherapy
#Memes
#ComicRelief
#Flirt
#GenX
#fye
#JustForFun
#HowICope

Darryl Streep

@tender-loins.bsky.social

5 months ago

happy hump day i've fallen and i can't get up 😭 #lifealert #humpday #humpmeday #someonetouchmybutt #gayandhumping

Thoonos

@iphadrix.bsky.social

7 months ago

Should've used life alert!!! #baldursgate3 YouTube video by iPhadrix

Should've used life alert!!! #baldursgate3 youtube.com/shorts/xdb6G... via @YouTube

#bg3 #baldursgate #fall #lifealert #2000s #commercial #cantgetup #lol #trending

StatlerandWaldorf

@johnkerr.bsky.social

9 months ago

Fetterman vows to stay in Senate, dismissing questions over fitness to serve | CNN Politics Sen. John Fetterman is roundly dismissed allegations that he’s unfit to serve in the Senate, attacking a recent report detailing claims of erratic behavior as a “hit piece” and vowing to serve out his...

www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/p...

#ShakeACane with #GenerationBrainFreeze

Call #LifeAlert - the opposition has collapsed and can’t get up.

BurntHashbrown

@burnthashbrown.bsky.social

9 months ago

Democracy protects #ps5 #helldivers2 #illuminate #superearth #stepbro #uncharted #lifealert

Dorian Owens

@doriancowens.bsky.social

11 months ago

LOL I’m old… #abbottelementary #lifealert #ivefallenandicantgetup

Dan Pounder

@pounder11.bsky.social

11 months ago

A ★★★ review of Thelma (2024) June Squibb is both adorable and badass in this “action”-comedy. I believe the film would have been more entertaining if it had been rated R to truly go over the top and embrace the campy elements. I ...

Film: Thelma (2024)

Watched on: Hulu

#Thelma #Movies #Film #MovieReviews #Scammers #Comedy #Action #BadAss #LifeAlert

🪬🧿VoidVVitch🔮✨

@thevoidvvitch.bsky.social

1 year ago

an elderly woman sitting in a chair with the words all senior written on her chest ALT: an elderly woman sitting in a chair with the words all senior written on her chest

All senior citizens should have #lifealert and #termlimits

Biff Whipster

@biffwhipster.bsky.social

1 year ago

Mitch McConnell falls down Senate stairs: What we know Longtime GOP Senator Mitch McConnell, 82, fell down the stairs in the Senate after casting a vote, according to multiple reports.

Good

#good #fuckmitchmcconnell
#moscowmitch #turtleman #helpivefallenandicantgetup
#lifealert #retire #gobackunderyourrock #fuckyou #mitchthebitch
www.newsweek.com/mitch-mcconn...

Steve ☘️🌈💰

@neilfan12.bsky.social

1 year ago

⌚️🚨 #Life #Alert 🕺 #LifeAlert #Bracelet 🚨⌚️

Debra Ragland, PhD 🌈🦄

@dr-of-diversity.bsky.social

1 year ago

Caught a cramp making the custard for the banana pudding 🥴 #elderly #lifealert

Hot Sauce on My Burrito Baby 🌯🤠

@invadeherzim.blacksky.app

1 year ago

I have the clips and the vision but my old ass on these editing apps is a thing to see 🤣😅🥲 #LifeAlert #SkyAlert

Lovely Lala Day

@goddesslala.bsky.social

1 year ago

What’s Your Dream Queen?

$LovelyLalaDay
#findom #finsub #lifealert #paypig

thee Michael Whiteshoes

@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social

1 year ago

classic meme format, the old lady in the Life Alert commercial has taken a spill and you can hear "Please Help Me I've Fallen" in your head. caption reads:"That Weed Had Me Feeling Like The Life Alert Lady"

that mother nature hit the fucking spot
#weed #MotherNature #LifeAlert

samisatk

@samisatk.bsky.social

1 year ago

Why flirt when there's life alert? 🙂‍↔️
#retrogamecon #rgc #lifealert #natsuki #ddlc #dokidokiliteratureclub #cosplay #ddlccosplay

@yeahrightbitch.bsky.social

1 year ago

I wonder what Scooby Doo would be like when he was older. Would he Scooby dooby doo or would he Scooby dooby I’ve fallen and I can’t get up? #lifealert

RA Dale

@goflight001.bsky.social

6 years ago

Does #LifeAlert work on #Everest?