I used to take painkillers daily because I was hungover every day.
I now take them because I go to the gym 4 times a week.
#LifeComesAtYouFast
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I used to take painkillers daily because I was hungover every day.
I now take them because I go to the gym 4 times a week.
#LifeComesAtYouFast
One minute you’re in the stands celebrating goals. The next, you’re in the bathroom with the match on the iPad, holding your kid’s hand while they poo. #lifecomesatyoufast
Sometimes it feels like you just bend down to pick up one little mistake… and life is already queued up behind you, ready to deliver the lesson raw
#LifeComesAtYouFast #WhenItRainsItPours
#LifeLessons
#BruhMoment
Oops …
welp, maybe next year.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#lifecomesatyoufast
Clip from USA Today, Dec. 20, 2023: Sen. Thom Tillis moves to block other states from disqualifying Trump after Colorado decision Savannah Kuchar Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., is moving to give the U.S. Supreme Court sole power to review presidential candidate qualifications after a controversial Colorado Supreme Court's decision said former President Donald Trump is disqualified from the presidency. Colorado's highest court ruled Tuesday that Trump may not appear on the state's 2024 presidential primary ballot over his attempts to overturn the 2020 election. …. Tillis's bill, the Constitutional Election Integrity Act, would also withhold federal funding from state entities — such as the Colorado court — who he says "misuse the 14th Amendment for political purposes," according to his press release. Colorado's decision, along with other legal challenges against Trump, was based on a clause in the 14th amendment that bars certain officials from power if they engage in an insurrection.
Nothing but bad news in my personal life, but hey, I got a new album out! Go give it a listen so I can watch Number Go Up and forget about all the bullshit I am currently dealing with...
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#Musicsky #LifeComesAtYouFast 🎧 🎶
I am old enough to remember the
Nationwide Insurance
#LifeComesAtYouFast ad campaign, a breakthrough print, tv, and digital campaign covered in TIME magazine’s Future of Advertising issue that showed all the ways you never know when you will need insurance.
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Staring at my phone willing him to call (my mortgage advisor) #lifecomesatyoufast
A kite riders feet and board point towards the sky...
Finishing the trick the riders feet and board are now set for the landing
Oops...the landing didn't go has planned. Once again the riders feet and board are pointed towards the sky but his backside is now on the sea's surface.
Ups & Downs...
#3SecondsApart #LifeComesAtYouFast #AlphabetChallenge #WeekUforUp
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should
#ItGetsWorse #DemotivationalMonday #LifeComesAtYouFast #StayInYourLane #NotAllDreamsAreGood #DeepSeaDisaster #RegretEverything #RealityCheck #MistakesWereMade #ThinkTwice
All I wanted to do was be there for you, dawg 🤧 #fyp #relateable #workhumor #comedy #satire #callcenterlife #callcentercomedy #vto #drafts #funnymoments #trump #trumpsupporters #sellout #lifecomesatyoufast #makeamericagreatagain #meme
And by "January" we clearly meant "February". #LifeComesAtYouFast
Picture of actor Chris Colfer, with quote to right: “Like having a great idea, life comes at you fast. It hits you and tries to escape and be expressed in any way possible. In a way, it's a lot like...lightning.”
Life, new endeavors, interpersonal changes, and political regimes.
All of them come at you slowly until suddenly the rush at you like an avalanche.
I hope everyone brought a shovel because we’re going to have to dig!
#BeKind #LifeComesAtYouFast #SlowDown #Intentionality
Howdy y'all!!! Apologies to all that have followed me in the past week or so and I haven't followed back yet. working on that today. #lifecomesatyoufast Prepping for the mandarinf&ckface regime as much as possible.
Hope everyone is doing as well as possible. Be Safe and Be Kind 💙💙
Driving my kid to #NYC PortAuthority. Starting her last college semester. Dropping her off on the WestSideHwy to teach her #CongestionPricing is #progressive #Democrats way of inducing excercise & her dad is very cheap. #LifeComesAtYouFast.
“One minute you’re the life of the party, the next you’re lowering the car stereo like it’s somehow connected to your eyeballs. #PeakAdulting #StereoVision #AgingLikeFineMilk #RelatableAF #LifeComesAtYouFast #WelcomeToYour30s #SeeingIsBelieving”
'Cheers' is one of my bedtime shows & now when I watch I ask my 47yo self how the fuck I got to be a decade older than the characters. #LifeComesAtYouFast
Ladies, Be Careful Who You Choose-Men Y'all Too!!! People Have A Lot Of Undisclosed Mental Issues-Annnd Be Gentle When You Breaking Up With Somebody... Sometimes It's Not What You Do-But How You Do It!! It's Real Out Here!! SMH #Lifecomesatyoufast
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I don’t wish ill on people even when I don’t like them but watching the swiftness that folks are finding out after fucking around is a chef’s kiss. #LifeComesAtYouFast
Someone at my husband's work was named employee of the month, but then was caught sniffing cocaine in the bathroom and got fired the same day. #lifecomesatyoufast
Suddenly I'm quoting and re-tweeting athletes and sports commentators. I did not see this coming.
#LifeComesAtYouFast
Vær så god @Hoyre, I fixed it for you. #LifeComesAtYouFast
www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/storti...
He knows these tweets are 4 years apart, right? 🤔 #LifeComesAtYouFast
#LifeComesAtYouFast RT @TheAtlantic: Ryan Lochte has lost four sponsorships in one day
#LifeComesAtYouFast, @dave_says, @fyi_just.
Dude really told GOPBlackChick to "wait a cotton-picking minute." Whew, buddy. #LifeComesAtYouFast
#LifeComesAtYouFast RT @AndyBitter #Hokies AD Whit Babcock in statement on player fines: "It will be discontinued immediately."
#LifeComesAtYouFast, @StatehouseChick.
Well, didn't take long for @SabrinaMaree to lock her account. #LIfeComesAtYouFast