#LifeFails

@bradleyschagrin.bsky.social

7 months ago

The 20-Minute Oil Change and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves They Said 20 Minutes. I Said Goodbye to My Youth.

The 20-Minute Oil Change and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#ModernLife #OilChange #WaitingRoomReality #AdultingFails #ObservationalHumor #DailyStruggle #Relatable #ExistentialCrisis #LifeFails #AutoCareChronicles

@bradleyschagrin.bsky.social

7 months ago

The 20-Minute Oil Change and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves They Said 20 Minutes. I Said Goodbye to My Youth.

The 20-Minute Oil Change and Other Lies We Tell Ourselves open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#ModernLife #OilChange #WaitingRoomReality #AdultingFails #ObservationalHumor #DailyStruggle #Relatable #ExistentialCrisis #LifeFails #AutoCareChronicles

@bradleyschagrin.bsky.social

7 months ago

The Vanishing Keys Act: Performed Daily in My Living Room By Someone Who Has Definitely Lived This More Than Once

The Vanishing Keys Act: Performed Daily in My Living Room

open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#ModernLife #LostKeys #DailyStruggle #ExistentialCrisis #MondayMood #Relatable #LifeFails #Adulting

@bradleyschagrin.bsky.social

7 months ago

The Vanishing Keys Act: Performed Daily in My Living Room By Someone Who Has Definitely Lived This More Than Once

The Vanishing Keys Act: Performed Daily in My Living Room open.substack.com/pub/bradleys...
#ModernLife #LostKeys #DailyStruggle #ExistentialCrisis #MondayMood #Relatable #LifeFails #Adulting

🎅 Santa Luthor 🎅

@jasonluthor.com

1 year ago

You ever start a courtesy conversation with someone and they don’t realize it’s a courtesy conversation so they proceed to talk to you for 15 minutes about something you don’t care about?

#lifefails

QueenofNoirs

@queenofnoirs.bsky.social

1 year ago

Watching my daughter and son in law put their new apartment together and I have realized that my interior decorating style is a mash up of eclectic, Boho, and Shabby (not shabby-chic, just shabby).
I’m going to be *that* grandma
#LifeFails #InteriorDecoratingWithBooksandJunk

Cate

@missymusician81.bsky.social

1 year ago

4/4 As for raising children…. Well, I can’t even seem to carry one. 😔

But even if I did it would probably end up abandoned in a car park somewhere or covered in glitter and stuck down the back of a sofa like everything else in my life.

#ImAFailure #lifefails