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Ibiza Lizards Bite Back: Microdiversity Fails to Spark Mega Beef #IbizaLizards #BiteForceFlop #ScienceSatire #MicroMacroMeh #LizardLaughs By: TheJestPress.com **Ibiza Wall Lizard’s Bite Force Not as Diverse as Nightlife, Study Finds** Scientists around the world—and one notably enthusiastic Ibiza club promoter—were devastated this week by the news that microgeographic diversity among the Ibiza wall lizard (Podarcis pityusensis) does *not*, in fact, lead to macroevolutionary divergence in bite force. In layman’s terms: Ibiza’s lizards, unlike its tourists, do not bite harder just because they’re from different parts of the island.

Ibiza Lizards Bite Back: Microdiversity Fails to Spark Mega Beef

#IbizaLizards #BiteForceFlop #ScienceSatire #MicroMacroMeh #LizardLaughs By: TheJestPress.com **Ibiza Wall Lizard’s Bite Force Not as Diverse as Nightlife, Study Finds** Scientists around the world—and one notably enthusiastic Ibiza…

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