Hustle now. Sleep when you’re dead!
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midnight was NOT the turning point that NYE
#madewithsimia #newyears #storytime #cardib #bird
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The algorithm is showing you this for a reason!!!
#madewithsimia #2026 #newyear #fortuneteller #cosmos #tarot
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If it starts festive then gets competitive… 🚩🚩🚩
#madewithsimia #redflag #holidaymodeactivated #redflagsinmen
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Somehow, the unicorn wasn't even the weird part. #madewithsimia #alphachad #christmas #storytime
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matching PJs are one of those things you either embrace or deny
#madewithsimia #christmas #thisyou? #holidaycountdown #ifyouknowyouknow
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at that price point, it would be rude not to join…. 🤡🎄
#madewithsimia #christmas #purge #clowns #ellendegeneres
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Holiday cheer has its limits 👀
#madewithsimia #melaniatrump #christmasdecorations #christmas #holidays
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Is it too much to ask Santa???? sounds fine to me
#madewithsimia #britneyspears #christmaslist #santaclausiscomingtotown
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Do you think that Britney’s Christmas list is too much ?? Sounds reasonable to me…
#madewithsimia #britneyspears #christmaslist #santaclaus #alliwantforchristmas
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Snoop sat down, checked his list twice, and yeah…. He’s not asking Santa for anything normal this year 🎄🎅🏼
#madewithsimia #christmaslist #dearsantaclaus #santaclaus #christmas
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The Christmas season has arrived, and so have the Karen’s…
#christmas #santaclaus #christmaslist #madewithsimia
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Do you think he’ll take on the name Darth Claus?
#madewithsimia
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We all have that one family member at Thanksgiving who tumbles the whole house of cards.
#ThanksgivingChaos #FamilyFail #Holiday #DysfunctionalDinner #MadeWithSimia
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Thanksgiving… but make it girl dinner edition.
#GirlDinner #Thanksgiving #HolidayFoodChaos #MadeWithSimia
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what happens when a pick-me girl talks about her trauma? she starts with “i didn’t even get to have braces like everyone else.”
#pickme #chronicallyonline #pickmegirl #chooseme #madewithsimia
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nothing hits like childhood trauma until you remember pretending to be a chicken mcnugget at your moms trailer daycare.
#storytime #mcdonaldstok #funnytiktok #chronicallyonline #madewithsimia
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PSA: do not buy your kid a Cybertruck bed. I repeat. Do NOT buy your kid a Cybertruck bed. @elonmusk
#storytime #elonmusk #madewithsimia #cybertruck
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Trump reads an Am I the Asshole? post and somehow makes it about himself.
#AITA #AmITheAsshole #RedditDrama #Storytime #CelebrityReads #Trump #MadeWithSimia
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She said your name like it’s about to be a Grammy-winning track.
#MadeWithSimia #CardiB #Okurrr #UnexpectedCameo #InternetGold #ViralMoment
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I gave them a carefully crafted Sith temple dungeon… they blew it up in 2 minutes.
#DnDNightmares #DungeonMasterFails #StarWarsHumor #TabletopChaos #MadeWithSimia
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Couldn’t tell if it was a cameo or an infomercial.
#MadeWithSimia #DrPhil #HealthGuruOrNah #UnexpectedCameo #AwkwardEnergy #PopCultureMoment
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Kim’s hot takes are designer-level dramatic.
#KimKardashian #HotTakes #CelebrityDrama #MadeWithSimia #MemeTok #PopCulture
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Her dinner’s hot and it’s cold, it’s yes and it’s no
#GirlDinner #MadeWithSimia #KatyPerry #ChaoticGoodEats #PantrySurprise
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He offered diplomacy. They chose violence.
#DnDNightmares #ObamaDM #TabletopFails #SimiaHumor #MadeWithSimia
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Kanye reads an AITA post… and somehow becomes the main character.
#AITA #Kanye #StoryTime #MadeWithSimia #RedditDrama #CelebrityStorytime
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West Coast chill in a 15-second bottle
#MadeWithSimia #SnoopDogg #WestCoastVibes #UnexpectedCameo #ChillEnergy #MemeReady
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She said free Britney… and free the snacks
#GirlDinner #MadeWithSimia #BritneySpears #SnackRoyalty #CarbQueen #PopLegendEats
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Obama reads AITA with presidential calm… and subtle shade.
#AITA #Obama #StoryTime #MadeWithSimia #InternetDrama
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Drake reads an AITA post and takes it way too personally
#AITA #Drake #RedditStories #MadeWithSimia #InternetDrama #CelebrityStorytime
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