sitting in a restaurant where they're playing a rilo kiley album from 2004 that is giving me some intense flashbacks to freshman year of college. #imold #middleagedproblems
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Shake? I can barely wiggle my groove thing #middleagedproblems #totp
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“This can't be the same brain I was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school...” followed by a classic art painting of a man cradling his head in his hand as he attempts to write something down.
I still have plenty of fuel left in the tank, but my engine doesn’t go nearly as fast as it used to… #middleagedproblems
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Dear #Apple
I would pay A LOT for an air tag small enough to stick on my reading glasses. Imagine the productivity gain from “find my” on those babies instead of running all over the place screaming “anyone seen my glasses?” #middleagedproblems
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Meme with the headline: “When you're in your 40s, and you accidentally sneeze the wrong way.” It has a Japanese manga art that appears to show a really graphic and gory representation of a Japanese teenage girl doubled over with her skeleton, guts, and head not moving forward with her body. It’s gross.
I nearly just threw my back out sneezing. I may need to sit here for a while and recover.
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I’m at the age where after I do something to physically exert myself, my body whispers back to me, “don’t ever do that again.” #middleagedproblems
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I've pulled my shoulder washing-up, and now I can't get my cardigan on.
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Why was I able to belt out the lyrics to Keeping the Faith by Billy Joel this morning after not hearing it for a decade but had to go back because I almost forgot my lunch? #middleagedproblems
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How middle-aged people will die of old age.
1. "verify your age with PrivateId"
2. Scan QR code
3. "move your face into the circle"
4. Move face into circle
5. "Remove glasses"
6. Removes glasses
7. "bkshnd sdkjhf ds wehu"
8. Puts on glasses to read
9. Goto 5.
#verifyage #middleagedproblems
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Large black lab/german shepherd lying prone, smiling, with a blue kickball between his front paws
I pulled a muscle kicking a ball for my dog at the park. I guess I should stretch first… but what kind of fucking douchebag WARMS UP for 10 minutes before playing with his dog at a dog park??? #middleagedproblems
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It sure would be nice if I could free up some of the memory banks where I've stored bad 80s song lyrics, so that I could actually remember the #hardingfele tunes I'm supposed to play next week. #SyttendeMai #middleagedproblems
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Yup, been that way since i hit 40, everythings just....effort.
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The main problem with a few too many Friday drinkies is that I get leery at pretty young men on public transport. #middleagedproblems
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When I went into a bar at 22, I worried people thought I was a loser. At 45, I worry people think I'm a stalker. #middleagedproblems
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