#MiniMilah: “I’ve had too much watermelon lately. I know I’m Black but it’s gotten to the point where it’s too much.”
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#MiniMilah: “I’ve had too much watermelon lately. I know I’m Black but it’s gotten to the point where it’s too much.”
“Did you feel the earthquake?”
#MiniMilah: “I never feel earthquakes. They’re not enough for me.”
#MiniMilah is pleased
My header photo is from my second appearance on the Combat Jack show. #MiniMilah was cutting up and I was so embarrassed, but Reggie was cool as a fan. Finally, she just fell asleep. It was such an honor to be there. Miss that guy big time. #combatjackday
#MiniMilah: “Of course I know who Idris Elba is. You think I’m dumb?”
Me: “Not dumb. But you’re an an 11-year-old and—”
Mini: “I’M BLACK.”
#MiniMilah: “I keep seeing soldiers wearing their uniforms. Memorial Day is not your day, you did not die!”
Me: Move out the way so that guy can get by
#MiniMilah: Why are you changing for a man?
“I know a Karen when I see a Karen. I know that bob cut when I see it. Or that ponytail.”-#MiniMilah, age 8
#MiniMilah: “Do you think Megan thee Stallion will collaborate with Rihanna and Savage Fenty? Because her song “Savage” remix featuring Beyoncé was a very big hit, you know.”
Me: You connect things good.
TV character: “I don’t really care about politics.”
#MiniMilah: (As if someone finally spoke her truth) “Same, chile!”
Me: “Really? Why not?”
Mini: “I am EIGHT years old!”
#MiniMilah: “Megan thee Stallion is younger than you? You look the same age as her!”
Me: “I love you.”
MM: “Really, you do.”
Me: “What color unicorn would you like?”
Me: “Its incredible what Minnie Ripperton could do with her voice, right?”
#MiniMilah: “Yup. And Johnny.”
“Johnny?”
“Um, Gill!”
I’m showing #MiniMilah MC Hammer videos and giving her a little impromptu rap history lesson. She gonna say, “So was he like the first Bobby Brown?”
#MiniMilah: “I didn’t like the smoothie, I was just drinking away the pain.”
Me: “I...what does that mean???”
Mini: “I didn’t like it so I just drank away the pain of not liking it.”
#MiniMilah’s little brother: “I bet Donald Trump’s youngest son dresses as him for Halloween.”
#MiniMilah: “Well, his oldest son is a cokehead.”
I just remembered the time my nephew didn’t help #MiniMilah with her bags and she called him “a trifling, good-for-nothing type of cousin”
#MiniMilah, commenting on her brother’s behavior: “This is worse than episode 25.”
“Is that the Peppa Pig whistle episode?”
“No, it’s when I ate the 24 Pepto Bismols. I call that ‘Episode 25.’”
“Why not ‘Episode 24?’”
“Girl, cause I did 24 bad things in my life BEFORE then!”
#MiniMilah: “Can I do your makeup?”
“When we’re playing around, sure. But not when we have to leave the house.”
“I don’t just do ‘play around’ makeup, I can give you a new look.”
So “Golden Girls” is one of #MiniMilah’s fave shows right now, but she hates the theme song because it makes her feel sad.
“The friend is still alive? Well why does the song sound like that? Are you SURE?”
#MiniMilah: “Do you think Kelly and Michelle were ready to let Beyoncé go?”
I am so grateful for these softball questions right now, whew.
Y’all @questlove is about to do a New Edition set on IG live as a belated birthday celebration for #MiniMilah 😍 www.instagram.com/p/B_sQWy8FWsZ/
#MiniMilah: “I wish they didn’t put US presidents on money. Think of all the Black people they could put on there. Like Nipsey Hussle! That’s nice way to remember him.” She moved here in July.
#MiniMilah (In the mirror posing): “I am a model.”
Me: “What exactly are you modeling?”
“Strong Black women...who are basketball players.”
We were playing Heads Up and the word was “mischievous.”
Me: “Sneaky, up to something, behaving badly—“
#MiniMilah: “Spicy!”
When #minimilah graduated from pre-k, the director of her school gave a little speech about every member of her class. S/O to Little Sun People and Mama Fela. One of the best memories ever. https://t.co/MMnoQXxx50
So #MiniMilah went as @NASA pioneer Katherine Johnson today (you know schools love a “it’s not Halloween, but it’s Halloween” theme) and she loved her costume at home but cried when I dropped her off because she didn’t think her friends would like it 😩
#MiniMilah informed me that Harriet Tubman and Nelson Mandela are her “personal ancestors” tasked with looking after her. “They come help me be nice and then go back to the North Star”-#MiniMilah
We finally got to see @MatthewACherry’s Hair Love and it was great except for #MiniMilah yelling “Would you stop crying?” at me in a silent theatre