Latest posts tagged with #MuskLogic on Bluesky
Tesla Robotaxis Confidently Drive on Wrong Side of Road, Engineers Say It Builds Character - #RobotaxiWrecks, #TeslaChaos, #RoadRulesOptional, #OncomingTrafficVibes, #AutopilotAdventures, #MuskLogic - Read article here: thedailysnort.com/2025/06/24/t...
Elon Musk, champion of chaos, is suing Minnesota over its ban on election-distorting deepfakes. Because nothing says 'freedom' like protecting tools to spread misinformation. Bravo, Elon, your priorities continue to amaze. 👍🏽 #ElonMusk #FreeSpeechOrFreeForAll #DeepfakeDrama #MuskLogic #Minnesota
“Elon Musk claims the Democratic Party is running a ‘voter importation scam.’ Guess he’s got a new conspiracy theory to add to the list. 🙄 #MuskLogic #VoterImportation #PoliticalConspiracy #FactCheck #GOPNarrative”
So when “the left” posts the stills and videos in which YOU throw the NAZI salute at the crowd & American flag, it’s propaganda. As I recall, white South Africans called reporting on apartheid leftist propaganda until Black South Africans gained a foothold & a voice in their own futures. #MuskLogic
Elon Musk, billionaire with 10 kids, says the quiet part out loud: what keeps him up at night isn’t war, climate collapse, or authoritarianism—it’s people having fewer babies. Translation: the underpaid labor pool is shrinking.
#MuskLogic #BirthRateBlues #BillionairePriorities #PoliticalSatire
Elon Musk: “Don’t blame the guy who committed arson—blame the people who criticized me.”
Because nothing says “free speech absolutist” like demanding silence from your critics while playing victim on Fox News.
#MuskLogic #BillionaireBlameGame #VictimComplexActivated #AccountabilityIsNotOppression
Musk: “If a company ran like the government, it’d go bankrupt, get delisted, and the execs would be arrested.”
Bold take from a guy whose companies run on government contracts, subsidies, and vibes.
#MuskLogic #SatireSeason #PublicMoneyPrivateJet #IronyOverload #TechBillionaireTheater
Grok 3, owned by Elon Musk, is serving up fake citations 94% of the time. Maybe it’s training on the same material as his Twitter takes.
#MuskLogic
Today’s lesson in efficiency: It’s more effective to let the rocket explode than to land it. #Musk #MuskLogic.
According to the Musk Theory of Bureaucratic Existence, government employees exist in a magical state of being simultaneously:
Alive
Dead
Fake
Real
Responding
Not Responding
Schrödinger's Government Worker:Exists until an email proves otherwise!
#MuskLogic #BureaucraticMagic #EmailGhostbusters
Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency team have been handed nearly unlimited power to rampage through the federal government, shut down agencies, and access our personal data. To date, nearly all of DOGE’s operations have been taking place behind closed doors and away from public view. Well, we’re about to put an end to that. The Intercept is preparing a blizzard of Freedom of Information Act requests to access the critical documents and information that we need to find out exactly what DOGE is up to and what laws they may be breaking. And if they refuse to cough up the documents we’re legally entitled to, then our lawyers are ready to take them to court. But going up against the Trump administration and the richest man in the world, we need to be prepared for a potentially long and costly legal fight — and we’re counting on your financial support to ensure that we have the legal and reporting firepower to get to the truth.
Oh wow, who could’ve guessed that the guy who named his child like a Wi-Fi key & tanked Twitter in record time would be the savior of government efficiency?
Can’t wait for the IRS to run on Dogecoin and national security to be crowdsourced via a Twitter poll.
#MuskLogic #DOGEgov #WhatCouldGoWrong
Ein Screenshot eines Nachrichtenartikels mit einem Bild von Elon Musk. Er trägt eine dunkle Jacke und eine Baseballkappe mit der Aufschrift «Make America Great Again». Er steht in einem Raum mit heller Beleuchtung und spricht gestikulierend. Über dem Bild steht in einer lilafarbenen Box «+ VIDEO». Darunter eine blaue Schlagzeile mit weisser Schrift: «Elon Musk: ‹Haben aus Versehen Ebola-Prävention gestrichen›». Links über der Schlagzeile ist eine kleine blaue Markierung mit weissem Text: «WASHINGTON».
«Aus Versehen» klingt ja beruhigend – wenn Milliardäre mit Einfluss versehentlich lebenswichtige Gesundheitsmassnahmen streichen, fühlt man sich doch gleich sicherer. 🙄
#ElonMusk #Gesundheit #Verantwortung #Fail #Ebola #TechMilliardäre #Prioritäten #Ironie #MuskLogic #Kapitalismus
Ah yes, Elon Musk’s 'Department of Government Efficiency' (DOGE)—because nothing screams efficiency like overpromising, underdelivering, and lighting billions on fire.
🚢🔥
So… no. Just no.
#ElonMusk #GovernmentEfficiency #Fail #MuskLogic
So, Elon Musk, the guy who loves to lecture us on "wasting money", dropped $40M on a Super Bowl ad? That’s enough to house 800 homeless veterans, feed 5 million people, or replace lead pipes in 8,500 homes. But sure, let’s keep prioritizing *this*. #Priorities #WastefulSpending #MuskLogic
So, Elon Musk, the guy who loves to lecture us on "wasting money", dropped $40M on a Super Bowl ad? That’s enough to house 800 homeless veterans, feed 5 million people, or replace lead pipes in 8,500 homes. But sure, let’s keep prioritizing *this*. #Priorities #WastefulSpending #MuskLogic
Breaking: Billionaire genius Elon Musk discovers solving global problems is way easier by just… not helping anyone! 🌍🚫 USAID? More like USGO-AWAY, am I right? Who needs humanitarian aid when you can have Twitter drama and rocket tweets? 🚀🙄 #MuskLogic #GlobalProblemsFixed
Congrats, Elon!
You've unlocked the
'International Boycott' achievement.
Did you really think the 'Al-generated excuse' would save you?
Poland says nope. 🤔
#TeslaTrouble
#MuskMeltdown
#MuskLogic
#MaybeThinkNextTime
#Unplug&ReloadMusk
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