#NPCPlus

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 hours ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Time to take some positive steps toward graduating from the basement. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 day ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Where do we go from here? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want to be wanted dead or alive? It can be arranged. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Want to join (another) cult? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

4 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Don't you forget about me. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

5 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Think you're misguided? You ain't seen nothin' yet! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

6 days ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Locked and unloaded? Time to take no action. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

The things you do for love. Someone you know doesn't need this book. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Pure energy. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

There's something I've been meaning to tell you. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Been there, not done that? Well, get busy! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You're all winners! (but, yes, some more than others) buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You got this! I mean, you had this! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 week ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This book is (not) flying off the shelves like pancakes! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

In a rut? Only one (fun) way to get further in... buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

I'm beginning to think the algorithm is working against me. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You are my rock (but don't you want to be my gold?). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This coffee table book is not about coffee tables, but it's only the first edition (so we're flexible). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

There was a time when you had to go through a grueling process to publish a book. Now any yahoo can do it online in a few minutes. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This #book has very little cowbell (but some have compared it to other cow related things). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #FunnyHaHa

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

2 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Rodney Dangerfield could have earned even less respect than he already had. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #NoRespect

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This #book is evidence there's a glitch in the Matrix. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Do you feel like we (NPCs) do? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You've been ignoring your body; your mind also needs some ignorance (or are we doing pretty well in this respect?). buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

This #book is like an escape (from reality) room. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

Ice sports seem to bring out people's "inner brawl". buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #NotHockey #Curling #Olympics2026 #WinterOlympics

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

You're all winners! (not really, but work with me here...) buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

That's so random. Time to make it slightly more predictable. buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

3 weeks ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

What in the name of #love were you thinking, giving this book to your SO on V-Day!? buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy

Biffton Crayfish

@bifftoncrayfish.bsky.social

1 month ago

(With A Little Misguidance...) You Too Can Be An NPC+ Do you know someone who is a non-playing character (NPC) in the game of real life? Do they struggle for relevance by mansplaining simple concepts they know little about to other people? Might they…

"Will you be my #Valentine?" Only if you're an NPC+! buff.ly/Tmm4n7M #HumorBooks #FunnyReads #BookTok #NPCPlus #BooksAreTherapy #HappyValentinesDay