BORQWITZ REPORT 3/9/26
Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent
Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a blistering
takedown of Iran's new Supreme Leader, on Sunday
Eric Trump claimed that the late Ayatollah’s son was
an incompetent idiot who only attained his position
through nepotism.
“The last thing the world needs is yet another total
bonehead getting a leg up just because of who his
dad is,” Trump said. “If this dope’s last name was
Henderson instead of Khamenei, he wouldn't even
be in the conversation.”
He added that giving someone control over massive
sums of money just because he had a powerful
father is “a recipe for disaster.”
“What kind of backwards country showers someone
with riches because of who his dad is?” Trump
asked. “All l can say is, congratulations, Iran: you
just chose a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.”
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BOROWITZ REPORT 3/9/26
Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism