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I think itβs only when the destruction is 500%? π€· #newmath
Down is Up, etc. #newmath
If F=WMD
solve for X #newmath
We lost a great one a few months back.
We wrote about Tom in the Art of Math volume of ARTpublika Magazine, but he would have just as seamlessly fit in the Art of Humor! Thanks for all the laughs, joy, and love!
#math #newmath #elements #pigeons #humor #fun #music
PODS UP!!
New math fools us again! Crew barely eeeek out a 2-0 loss to Chicago. They Ber-Halted us in our tracks, but good news WE MADE THE PLAYOFFS. Pop the Blatz and get on the dance floor crewzers....it's time to limbo!
#Crew96 #NewMath
WTF the #newMath "additive inverse" terminology? Back in my day, we just multiplied by -1.0
math is hard #newmath #epsteinlist #taco
Per Politico "DOGE is using the maximum spending possible allocated for some of the 10,000 contracts it axed as of last month, a "ceiling value" that's often way higher than what the government ends up spending."
#newmath
Broken Newsβ’
Timespeak Autocorrect
#Newmath #Inflation #Timespeak #TheFixIsIn
As Tom Lehrer once observed, Base 8 is just like Base 10...if you're missing two fingers!
#NewMath #TomLehrer #comedy
Tip #214 from 365 #Teacher Secrets for #Parents (McKinley, Trombly) - #newmath
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#math #schoolsuccess #parenting #teaching #homeschooling #books #booksworthreading
The New #NEWMATH
#Newmath for New Times
#Newmath for Our Times
#NewMath for New Times
#NewMath for New Times
#NewMath for New Times
the new math they're teaching kids is made up and fake. contact your senator now and tell them to stop #newmath like this NOW !!!
Fukkit math is made up anyways, we made imaginary numbers. I have decided there is a new number smaller than 0 but still positive called Potato and it is represented by π₯.
Here are the rules
π₯+π₯=0
π₯-π₯=-1
π₯Γπ₯=π₯
π₯Γ·π₯=0
0>π₯>-1
π₯ΓX=i
π₯+X=i
#math #maths #newmath #newnumber #nobelprize
But wait
'Misery loves company' + 'Stupid is as stupid does' Algebraically equals #FEMA leadership of misery in government. #NewMath #HigherThanHighEducation, billionaire level unlock. He must be brothers with the new #SocialSecurity head.
Sure failure is the point, still, what an assault on sanity.
Albert Einstein said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
"The essence of math is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple."
#NewMath
#TrumpIsUNFIT
#ImpeachAndREMOVETrump
#StopFascism
#StopTyranny
Inspired....
Albert Einstein said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
"The essence of math is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple."
#NewMath
#TrumpIsUNFIT
#ImpeachAndREMOVETrump
#StopFascism
#StopTyranny
This regime obviously has no problem hurting consumers in the US, which is actually what keeps this #economy running. They will soon find out when consumerism starts to grind to a halt. They have the numbers, they just choose to ignore them. There is no #NewMath. #China has all the cards. #BRICS
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Materials prepearation (75 minutes)
I've got 45 minutes of prep time in the morning. #NewMath
#OpenSciEd #EduSky
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Cool cool cool. Imma strike my car payments and my mortgage payments off my books cuz they make me look bad, too. #NewMath #mobmath
Per Torsten Slok, Total revenue raised from income taxes is currently around $3 trillion, and total imports into the US are also around $3 trillion. This means that tariffs would have to be at least 100% on all imported goods for tariffs to replace income taxes. Some #newmath happening in DC?
Photo of math worksheet with math word problem titled: Mr. Face and Cats. The problem reads: "Mr Face has 568 cats. A 'free candy' van gives him 462 more cats. How many cats does Mr. Face have now?"
Is this the 'New Math' of which they speak?
#newmath #mathproblems #cats #freecandyvan