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woman looking out blinds sees censors approaching as with her other hand she tries futilely to cover the evil soul corrupting books of Illuminati Ganga!
OH NO! Somebody's coming! I must hide these books of Illuminati Ganga or be sent to Guantanamo for the crimes against literary goodness!!
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UN Report Reveals UN Reports Are Secretly the Ultimate Sleep Aid
#Satire #UNReport #NobodyReads #BreakingNews #UNreadable By: TheJestPress.com **UN Report Finds United Nations Reports Are Not Widely Read** In shocking news that has absolutely no impact on anyone's day-to-day life, a newly released…
They clearly didn't get as far as:
“Specifically, we will need to know whether you are a human, and in some locations, if you are an adult. But we never want to know your name or who you are.”
#nobodyreads
"An Economist/YouGov poll found that 46% of Americans finished zero books last year and 5% read just one last year. Out of the 1,500 Americans surveyed in the poll, only 21% read more than ten books." #NobodyReads
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