I’m an aging white woman lounging against green pillows and a pink blanket, under a large headed red pitbull. I have long, curly black hair that’s rapidly greying and brown eyes. I have a nostril, septum, and Monroe piercings, all with gold jewelry. I’m wearing black v-neck tshirt that says “READING IS FUN” on top of a pentagram with a goat head reading a satanic bible.
Robert Redford, my red pit bull, looking shocked
It’s come to my attention that ppl online think I’m a dude. Maybe great marketing, but I don’t want to deceive or mislead anyone. My apologies to the truly sweet gay men who took the name literally - I am in fact an old lady w/a crude sense of humor. #ontopandwellhung #oldlady #notaman #sorryboys