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Quick minute from an incredible Saturday night with “Comedy in Iceland”
🇩🇪❤️🇮🇸
I brought the Northfolk:
• Romance
• Love
• Cultural appropriation
• And a PhD in sexual irresponsibility
They laughed. Hard.
Full 8-minute on YouTube.
🎥 youtu.be/0rPayrKpeSs
#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy
#OnlyFons
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Stuttgart - Warmes Heimspiel im Reboots in Stuttgart!
Alphabet Mafia 🌈 und Bären: kommt vorbei und schaut ob ich heftiger “b💣mbe” als gestern!
Es wird ein Fest!
19:30 Uhr, Reboots Stuttgart!
#Stuttgart #Comedy #StandUp #OnlyFons
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Was für ein Abend gestern bei Comedy Bubbles ✨
Tolles Publikum, richtig gute Energie –
und ein neuer Joke für alle, die die Geschichte kennen.
Mehr sag ich nicht. 👀🎤
#StandUpComedy #ComedyBubbles #NewJoke #LiveComedy #OnlyFons #Stuttgart #BadenWuerttemberg
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New shows loading like a German train schedule 🚆
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)
US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.
📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs
#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis
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🎁 A Christmas present 🎁
For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.
🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI
#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons
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When the orange pus yam tweets about tragedy, I do what Germans do best: explain things. 🇩🇪💅
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱
#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable
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Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎
🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.
#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan
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POV: You came for jokes, and I gave you UTI-in-cutie energy, famine-eating, poopbag Olympics & Amazon Fairy Day ✨💩
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky
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When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥
#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason
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As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:
A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.
#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons
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The most self-censored clip I’ve ever posted — because apparently history, politics, and gay reactions don’t mix unless there’s a saxophone battle involved 🎷😏
The world’s gone wild!
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF
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Saginaw, MI welcomed me with open arms and possibly haunted walls.
“Fat Steve Feeds the Kids” was pure chaos in the best way.
All the comics slayed — enough that I could roast everyone including myself.
Talking big bellies and Wicked Part 2: For Good.
#Comedy #OnlyFons #Standup #Wicked2 #BigBelly
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Small crowd. Big laughs.
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏
Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤
#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons
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New week, new set — straight from San Francisco.
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.
youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10
It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀
#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons
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This Halloween season… laughter meets lucha.
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.
#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy
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Did my first outdoor set at Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco.
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.
#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings
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Solved the loneliness epidemic with one naughty German saying. And some dating App Advices!
📺 NEW on YouTube: my full 7-minute set from Ann Arbor’s Say What! Open Mic:
👉 Watch here: youtu.be/NrxWDwrULRc
#StandupComedy #GermanComic #LonelinessEpidemic #MichiganComedy #OnlyFons
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Show cancelled tonight — instead I’m sending you a distilled memory-lane meltdown: unfiltered, not PG, and yes — we invented the Human Kleenex. If you’re offended, congratulations — you still care. 🧻✨
#OnlyFons #StandUp #QueerComedy #RelationshipFails
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San Francisco — get your paws ready. I’m bringing my bratwurst energy to the Bearrison Street Fair!
🎤🇩🇪 Oct 18th, I’ll be yelling jokes, sweating confidence, and hoping to meet my next tax-deductible entanglement.🧸💅
#Bearrison #OnlyFons #QueerComedy #Standup #LiveLaughLube
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My husband and I don’t send thirst pics anymore. We send “medical mystery spots” 🥒➡️🔎. The last one? A skin tag. Sexy is temporary, dermatology is forever.
Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.
#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp
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🟨 Old Man Drag = Referee PinUp.
Yes, I used to be an American Football ref in Germany. Nothing like 3 hours of arguing with 4 other Germans 🇩🇪🏈
Now I’m just throwing flags at America:
🚩 “Unsportsmanlike Conduct!
#StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #ComicLife #OnlyFons #AmericanFootball
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Witness a 47 year old doing a Quick Drag Change!
The German saying goes: ‘Well meant is the opposite of well done.’ 🎁
My football ref drag was a gift to teenage me. 🏈
Third place? A gift to myself. 🏆
Semifinals next — let’s go! 🚀✨
#Comedy #StandUpComedy #OnlyFons #Drag #TikTokComedy
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🚨 Comedy Showdown! 🚨
Today I’m stepping into the Kingpin of Comedy ring — competing against the funniest humans in the region. 🥊😂
And yes, “Old Man Drag” will make an appearance. 👴💄
📍 Spectrum Entertainment Complex
📅 Sunday, Sept 14 | 8:30PM
#KingpinOfComedy #StandUpComedy #OnlyFons #OldManDrag
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Tonight, 9/12 – I’m bringing German chaos to the stage at Brewery Outré, 8PM. 🎤🍻 #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #OnlyFons
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Tonight in Chicago at @thecomedyplex !
Come, have a laugh on/with/through me!
#StandUp #Comedy #Chicago #OnlyFons
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Guest spot at Comedy Plex Chicago this Thursday.
The two worst outcomes of Instagram ads:
– 1-ply toilet paper (aka corporate bullying)
– Clothes that fit like “baby gap but make it tragic”
Come watch me roast both.
#ChicagoComedy #StandUp #OnlyFons
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