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On the #11thDayofChristmas my #authorspotlight features the 🎅👨❤️👨 #MMRomance #author 👨❤️💋👨🎄 HL Day
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Our new tech lead, Anya, insisted the listener submission form require a retinal scan and a blood sample for "signal purity."
We talked her down to a simple text box. For now.
The new Secure Drop is online. File your reports.
lostandbroadcasting.com/submissions
#ParanormalProblems #OfficeHumor
"A reminder that the humming gnome from Case #GS-81B is a Class-2 bio-acoustic anomaly, not a 'wacky office mascot.' Please refrain from giving it a name. Or a tiny hat."
"This is a containment facility, not a petting zoo."
-Agent Bell
#ParanormalProblems #OfficeLife
Good news. The junior archivist who handled "The Devil's Dice Box" has had his luck return to baseline. His favorite mug reappeared in his locker, and his car even started this morning.
It seems our containment protocols are holding.
#ParanormalProblems #OfficeLife
First test of "Oracle Guard 2.0" is... mixed.
It successfully blocked a Class-4 hostile entity, but let through the ghost of someone's grandma complaining that we don't call.
We're still calibrating.
#OfficeHumor #ParanormalProblems
FROM THE TECH DIVISION: The good news: Agent Bell's "analog solution" worked.
The bad news: The psychic backlash fried the Oracle's divination matrix. It's now a very haunted paperweight.
#LostAndBroadcasting #ParanormalProblems #repair
Our junior archivist just used the Digital Oracle. He got the fortune: "That shadow in the corner of your eye is not a trick of the light. It's just shy."
We've advised him to work with the lights on for the rest of the day.
lostandbroadcasting.com/fortune.html
#OfficeHumor #ParanormalProblems
INTERNAL MEMO: A reminder to all CRU field agents to please stop using the Anamnesis Recorder to "remember where you left your keys."
It is a waste of battery, and the temporal echoes are interfering with the coffee maker again.
#Office #ParanormalProblems
Ghosts today have no work ethic. Victorian ghosts were out here slamming doors and writing in foggy mirrors. Modern ghosts just chill and drain your phone battery.
🕯️ Respect the classics or nah?
#GhostStandards #ParanormalProblems #HauntedAndLazy
*Ghost Roommate*
*Scene:* A creator films a “room tour" complaining about their messy ghost roommate. Objects float a disembodied voice whines “You forgot my birthday!”
*When your afterlife BFF is clingier than your ex.
#RoommateDrama #ParanormalProblems*
“Should I charge him rent?
