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It is, therefore, extremely important that you learn health care and emergency first aid techniques as they regard your PET ROCK.
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Suffice to say that, should your PET ROCK contract Rock Bottom, get a new PET ROCK immediately.
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Surprisingly, most rocks have no difficulty learning this command and respond quite obediently the first time they hear it.
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Immediately, it will go completely stiff as though rigor mortis has set in, and will remain in this posture until you give a different command.
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Woe be to the burglar or prowler who ventures into the home guarded by a PET ROCK—or the mugger who attempts to accost a PET ROCK’s master.
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This praise will make your PET ROCK very happy and it will repeat the trick as soon as you return it to the top of the hill.
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Now, hide in another room and, from time to time, peek in on your rock to make sure it hasn’t moved.
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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.
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PET ROCKS descend in one unbroken line that can be traced back to the beginning of time and even farther.
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Next, bending over from the waist, place your hands upon your knees and face your rock.
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PET ROCK owners have complained that their rocks were stupid, dimwitted and slow because of it.
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Of the hundreds of breeds of rocks known to man, only a few show the necessary aptitude required of a PET ROCK.
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It is one of the most entertaining tricks a rock can learn, and a trick that is sure to get many affectionate laughs and approving glances from you and your friends.
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This method of protection is sure-fire and results are guaranteed, although you may want to practice your aim before attempting this maneuver.
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Many rocks will attempt to deceive you by lying down, thinking that you won't know the difference.
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Was browsing eBay and came across this listing:
ebay.us/m/8mcjlT
It is absolutely hysterical. I love it. #rocco #SesameStreet #Zoe #muppets #childhood #cute #funny #foundobjects #petrock #90's #fyp #ebay #cartoon #tv
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Amazing kids book teaching kids problem-solving skills. Not to mention the Sherlock Holmes adaptation, which is so wonderful.
#booksky #sherlockholmes #JamesWatson #kidsbooks #childrensbooks #literacymatters #readtokids #problem-solving #petrock #graphicnovel
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