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The Silent War of Plastic Wrap
Why It’s Easier to Split the Atom Than Find the Edge of Cling Film
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Thursday Throwback:
When JD Vance spots a sofa wrapped in plastic, he probably nods solemnly—finally, a tradition he understands: preserving outdated relics in the most uncomfortable way possible.
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“JD Vance’s new campaign slogan: ‘Conservative values, plastic-wrapped furniture.’ Get yours on eBay this weekend! #PlasticWrapProblems #AwkwardVance #MAGAGrift
“When JD Vance sees an old lady’s sofa wrapped in plastic, I bet he wonders if it’s some sort of conservative rite of passage or just a weirdly uncomfortable way to preserve history. #PlasticWrapProblems #AwkwardVance”
