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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

8 hours ago

Today’s Papers #184: Drones for Hormuz, panic at the pumps, and Britain still trying to process war beside a free Mother’s Day card Trump wants backup in the Gulf. Britain is scrabbling for drones. Petrol nerves are back. And the Sunday press is once again wrapping geopolitical danger in vouchers, handbags and enough retail fluff

Good morning to Britain, where the Strait of Hormuz is now one shrieking headline away from becoming your gas bill, your petrol bill & your shopping bill.
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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

1 day ago

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It is Saturday 14 March 2026, which feels less like a date and more like a warning label on a cracked fuse box.
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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

5 days ago

Today’s Papers #179: Trump’s Little War Excursion, Reeves at the Forecourt, Anti-Muslim Definition Panic, and Britain’s Ancient Sport of Marking Men Out of Ten by Plume When oil jumps, wars widen and inflation stomps back, the British front pages revert to type. Never mind the dead or the bill, breakfast becomes a contest over which man looked strongest in the smoke.

Morning to the lovely people of Britain. The kettle is on. Brent crude has lurched about like a hen night outside Slug & Lettuce.
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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

1 week ago

Today’s Papers #177: Spy Cells, Surrender Demands, Poll Panic, Oil Jitters, Noel Gallagher’s Love Life, and the Ancient British Art of Putting Tesco Wine Under Civilisational Collapse One front page screams infiltration, another escalation, one quietly counts consequences, and half the country is still being sold a bet and a bottle while the world unravels.

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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

1 week ago

Today’s Papers #176: The Strength Test, A Regional War Spreads, Civilians Run, Oil Routes Tremble, and the British Front Pages Begin the Sacred Ritual of Rating Each Other’s Jawlines One war abroad, ten front pages at home, and a nation arguing not about strategy, but about who looks toughest while somebody else’s city burns.

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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

1 month ago

Today’s Papers #147: Reset Buttons, Raffle Government, And The National Pizza Of Denial Diplomacy sold as a photo, cruelty filed as “process”, and Britain kept calm with glitter, gambling, and a Clubcard discount while democracy buffers in the background.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

1 month ago

Today’s Papers #144: Weaponised Wellness, Bot Police, And The Great British Defection Carousel A “draft sent in error”, a chatbot on the crime desk, and Britain sold a hug with a barcode.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain & the even luckier people abroad.
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Satirical Planet News

@willyandbill.bsky.social

2 months ago

Today’s Papers #130: They’re Cutting Duty, Selling Panic, And Calling It Leadership Duty turned “discretionary”, fear flogged as patriotism, comfort packaged as royalty, and the money pages calmly counting winnings through the smoke.

Good morning to the lovely people of Britain, and to everyone abroad who reads our headlines like they’re checking a pet’s stool sample.
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🍉 boomservice

@boomservice.bsky.social

1 year ago

Press Watch Home Page | Press Watch

#Presswatch! Allemaal alles lezen!

Waarom zijn goede nieuws- & analyse-titels enkel op internet?
(Hi msm / corporate media)

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Michael O’Grady 🇨🇦

@mog7546.bsky.social

1 year ago

Political reporters are actively covering up Trump’s racism | Press Watch The traditional media is once again failing a basic test of its competence.

INSTANT RACISM

Political reporters are actively covering up Trump’s racism | #PressWatch

“His instant focus on diversity reflected his instinct to immediately frame major events through his political or ideological lens, whether the facts fit or not”

#MOG8
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East Anglia Bylines

@eastangliabylines.co.uk

1 year ago

Lies, damned lies and misrepresentation The Times recently led its front page with an entirely bogus story about VAT on private school fees. What were the facts?

The Times: “Parents lie to get into state schools after VAT hike!” Reality: journalists misrepresenting poll findings, tiny numbers, and political spin. This isn’t journalism; it’s propaganda.

Stephen McNair reports
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