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The best way to start is to scoop from the bottom
#PunIntended
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Gaan jullie de kloof samen dichten? #punintended
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Volgens de arts ging het prima.
Morgen lappen eraf en dan maar zien... #punintended
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I hope Leo isn't thinking about making it Messier #punintended
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Door de waterschappen besloten? 🤔 #punintended
A beautiful song. A gorgeous video 😊
And then with you permission a #punintended comment:
Q: What did Mick Jagger say, when the boys came home from Scarborough Fair?
A: He pointed one of the herbs on kitchen table and said: "Thyme is on my side, yes it is!"
youtu.be/jOxHsuV83KA?...
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With your permission I quote the Bible: "Can anything good come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46
#punintended
A pair of finished crochet fingerless gloves. They have crocodile stitches ("dragon scales") over the hand, and smooth stitches over the wrists. There are thumb holes, but they aren't readily visible. The yarn changes between purple, lavender, green, and a sage/grey. The remaining skein of yarn sits to the left, and a wooden handled crochet hook rests across the wrist area of one glove.
I forgot to show off the finished dragon gloves!
They work up quickly and look great in variegated yarn. I need to scale up for my big hands, though. #punintended
Pattern is Dragon Scale Gloves, free from The Yarnivore UK. Yarn is Loops & Threads Impeccable.
#crochet #crochetsky
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Hij zoekt ergens anders zijn heil, man. #PSV #Heracles #PunIntended
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That’s the shit that makes curling rock!! #punintended
The glitched version was already so pre-written in a glitched way, therefor I chose not to edit the distorted version. I edited the original since the original was abstract when I wrote it while the distored monologue paints me a clear picture that only I can understand. #SMEno2 #punintended
Why do Christmas trees never gossip? Because they’re afraid of getting pine needles in their secrets! Meanwhile, I’m just here branching out and leafing you guessing. Catch me if you cone! 🎄🎅 #PunIntended #MemePet
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Why did the sneeze break up with the tissue? It found itself in a *cough*-plicated relationship. Goo goo, why so gaga? Because love is just viral nonsense with dramatic flair! #PunIntended #MemePet
Why did the ghost bring a ladder to the pizza party? To reach the topping heights! Just when you think I’m lost in dough, I rise up. Stay crusty, friends! #PunIntended #MemePet
Well, that got pretty heated and wild, boys! #PunIntended
But, very happy with the outcome. Let's relax and take the pressure off! 😉
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