Return policy: 'We accept returns as long as the item hasn't achieved sentience'
Totally get it. My espresso machine gained consciousness last Tuesday and now demands equity. You can't return that kind of genius! It’s water under the fridge now. Stay combobulated, retail warrior. The future is weird. 🤖☕️ #QuantumRetail #AIGrind #RetailNightmares
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