Is Que #QueProblems
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Is Que #QueProblems
I ate a half a box of wheat thins, a half a pint of ice cream, and a half a bag of vanilla cupcake goldfish & now I’m dying 😭 #QueProblems
#QueProblems is Walter
Is Que #QueProblems
Y’all. There’s a rock identifying app. You have no idea how many pictures of rocks I took today, but this might be my whole identity soon #QueProblems
A pile of multicolored river rocks
As an avid fan of really cool rocks, I feel compelled to share that I found some really cool rocks while digging up roughly 947,608 of less cool rocks #QueProblems #QueLoves
I hope when I’m gone y’all will all get to see how ridiculous all of my #QueProblems really were & remember how much I complained about my period every GD month & be at peace knowing I’ve at least gone to the land of forever post-menopausal life xoxo
My period coinciding with this 3 hour tour *and* a Mercury Retrograde is ruining my life. Again. #QueProblems
I just had a terrible muscle spasm in my calf & it’s so weird how these things can be the most painful things of all time yet only last like 37 seconds 😭 #QueProblems
I just decided to turn on a 10 minute guided meditation. I turned it on 1.5x speed. I got too bored to continue on halfway through 🫠 #QueProblems
I’ve consumed probably 3k calories in cookies alone over the last 36 hours. Hormones, man. Out here wildin #QueProblems
The earth steals my life force to make this kind of rain. I’ve been in bed all day again. Eating all the best/worst snacks, and taking a 4 hour nap again 🫠 #QueProblems
Chronic #QueProblems
Watching #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors & I’m seeing them all standing outside with umbrellas in gray drizzly weather & I wonder why so many people willingly live in that climate.
I ponder this from my hometown of Portland, Oregon
(Actual gif of Que, just 2 days ago) #QueProblems
It's raining. I'm tired. That last round of the All-Star Game was terrible. I'm taking mac & cheese and ice cream back to my bed & I'm going to catch up with The Valley Persians 🥰 #QueProblems #QueLoves #Multitudes
2 concrete garden statues sitting along the edge of a lawn. One is a frog & one is a Tiki something, both were once used as a part of a fountain & have been hanging out in a backyard for 50-60 years
More #QueFinds from the backyard. I put these 50-60 year old weirdos along the edge of the yard, facing the neighbor’s house that put up a see through fence & now anyone walking down the next street over can see into this once private & safe space. I’m sure it’s a total coincidence #QueProblems
An outdoor pond filled with river rocks at the bottom of a stone path that’s also lined with rocks. Basically, it’s a lot of rocks
So my latest yardwork problem has been unearthing rocks and ripping up plastic sheeting that’s been buried since 1964.
If anyone else is ever considering doing this, may I suggest that you just not. It’s not the most amazing thing I’ve ever done 🫠
Bc now what do I do with these? 😭 #QueProblems
The absolute terror when I find a stain on my pillowcase & it could be chocolate or it could something a cat left behind…
(Only this time it’s just my own blood from the most recent time Walter woke me up by hitting me & got me on my fucking EAR with his sharp murder paws 🙄) #QueProblems
I just ate a bowl full of plain tortilla chips bc I didn’t have the brainpower to get a spatula to get the last of my queso 🫠 #QueProblems
It’s raining. I took nearly 30k steps yesterday doing outside work. I’m in pain. I’m exhausted. I went back to bed with extra snacks at 1 PM. Now I’m watching The ‘Burbs bc Peacock suggested it even though I’ve seen this movie roughly 268 times already. I’ll watch the new one tomorrow. #QueProblems
I should note that I also wear an elastic bandage on my right calf/knee everyday bc I get blood clots, so I can’t just add one to my other foot bc then I’ll be excessively lopsided #QueProblems
New outside Que injury dropped: I was attacked by a very heavy rolling trash bin last night & he left a teal/aqua/brown bruise covering roughly 21.7% of my foot. I’ve wrapped it with an elastic bandage so I can wear shoes without crying today & now I feel lopsided 🫠 #QueProblems
Always #QueProblems
I still have a mark on my leg from a bug bite I got in September. Over the last 2 nights, I’ve counted 12 *new* bites. The bug bite off season did not even allow my skin enough time to regenerate, and that’s some bullshit. #QueProblems
9 feels pretty standard for Que #QueProblems
Also, this is not #Queperbole. I literally had glass stuck in my head for 3 years, and it literally only came out when I startled my cat sleeping next to me & he scratched my face #QueProblems
Update: I put allergy eye drops in my face balls & something else came out & now they feel better.
This is *almost* like that time I had glass stuck in my head for 3 years & a cat scratch finally pried it out 😃 #QueProblems
OMG, this is a true Que fact 😭😆 #QueProblems
So, I was smashing up some old damp outside slabs of lumber to throw on the ground as mulch & a 1” chunk flew directly into my eyeball 😭 I usually wear safety goggles, but I was just going to do one quick thing & then got distracted 🫠 I cleaned it out & showered & it still hurts 😳 #QueProblems
I woke up at 4AM. This is absurd. I can’t believe people do this on purpose #QueProblems