I always get the strong pour at an open bar. And yes, #ripme
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I always get the strong pour at an open bar. And yes, #ripme
This bartender just filled my glass ALL THE WAY up with bourbon and said… that’s a single #ripme
I know there's NO FUCKING WAY I'll vote for @rosen.senate.gov or @cortezmasto.senate.gov AGAIN.
If I'm alive to vote
Traitorous & Greedy Fucks.
I've had Type 1 Diabetes since 1979 and they have doomed me to certain death.
I cannot afford insulin or the meds needed to keep me from going blind. #RIPMe
FUCK.
After surviving two consecutive years, it is November 18 and I have perished in #Whamageddon .
#LastChristmas #Musicsky #Music #RIPMe #Humor #Wham! #Whamageddon2025
#TSlifeofashowgirl #taylorswift #tiktok #taytok #foryoupage #foryou #fyp #friendshipbracelets #friendshipbracelet #bracelet #bracelets #taylorsversion #taylornation #grahamnorton #idieddead #ripme #jordanhoma
i’ve been worried at work all day because i thought my coworker texted our work chat that she was WFH because her CAT died and she would be busy dealing with that — HOURS later i realize from a meeting that she texted that her CAR died. don’t worry, i got proof of life that the cat is ok! 😭 #ripme
My friend’s daughter just sent me a friend request on Facebook + I swear to god I thought she was still a fetus (🤯) except she has dyed hair, dresses cool, & has generally good taste.
Excuse me while I go write my will. Christ. Just gonna give her my DNR paperwork now.
Game’s gone.
#RIPME 🪦🫡
People would often ask who in the cast I most wanted to show The Coat to (and the answer is: any one of them who is interested!)
I’ve been insanely privileged to meet so many cast but, Proud Pirate Dad was the one person I really wanted to show it to & knew I never would #andthenAmy #tnuc #RIPme
A smart watch displaying a heart rate reading of 195bpm.
Yes hi hello, I have died, I am posting from Beyond. #RIPme #POTS
Then I tried the Cryptic mod and fried my Dopamine receptor by getting 24 negative jokes.
youtu.be/_R2lBUUJFmw
#ripme #balatro #crypticmod #negativejoker #gamingmeme #indiegame #balatromeme
“He was fine until he discovered AI on Google and now he just looks at his phone and laughs all day” #RIPme
I'm gonna crash out! How does this even happen?! #Idieddead #RIPme #LOL #Jaychalke #twitch #twitchstreamer #gaming #FYP #ForYouPage #ForYou
You didn't win this auction. Your max bid $18.00 ALASTOR Sold HAZBIN HOTEL Alastor 03/50 - Second Edition Graded PSA 8 Near Mint-Mint!! $18.50 + $6.40 shipping Fri, Apr 11, 09:35 PM See original listing Seller's other items
It came down to the second and they got me by 50 cents arghhhhh
Congrats rando, well played #ripme
My hand holding large dark brown feathers
Found these cool feathers in the woods behind my house before I remembered about bird flu #RIPme
I'm sick, Stellitas 🥲🤧
Hopefully I'll feel better soon, God willing.
And keep going after more dreams ☺️
Tengo ganas de pollo 😗🍴
#SendHelp #BarelyAlive #RIPMe #FluSeason #MandenCaldo #quememuero #EnfermaYDramaQueen
2 hours before assignment is due and I realized I'm missing three requirements how cooked am I on a scale of popsicle to "Ive never made banana bread before but I know its not supposed to look like that"
#school #RIPme
I never get colds etc but when I do I feel like I am going to die …
Thoughts and prayers needed.
#RIPMe
death is gonna teach me so many things I have yet to experience, can't wait to be enlightened! #RIPme
So, my kid has norovirus #RIPme
No sé en qué momento me pareció buena idea robarle coca-cola a mi gfa pero seguramente se va a enojar mucho si se da cuenta >:v #ripme
Other options include an automatic tweet: “Going offline permanently, bestie. Literally. Don’t forget to like and subscribe to my obituary #LastPost #NoFilter #NoHeartBeat #RIPme.”
webMD really said RIP
www.youtube.com/shorts/SduTv...
#selfdiagnosisgonewrong #googleknowsbest #webmddrama #drgooglestrikesagain #sendhelp #ripme #symptomsearch #toomuchinternet #headachestories #whytho
When 2024 said, 'enough of you'
www.facebook.com/reel/2373992...
#2024vibes #darkhumor #plotwist #calendarcheck #yearinreview #funeralcore #ripme #finaleenergy #jokesonly #livingthedream
my wife on seeing Excalibur - I can't take him seriously, he's like a 3 year old who won't take off their costume
died laughing #RIPme #AEWWorldsEnd
When they ask 'what horrible game should I play next?' My response: Do Tomb Raider 2 Remastered New Game+ No Damage Tibetan Foothills. That's what I'm tryna get through currently. Rip my sanity. #tombraiderremastered #nodamage #challengerun #tibet #tombraider2 #nomeds #ripme
my girlfriend just found out she’s straight #ripme
Umm hello?!
This is the last straw of cuteness that I can handle…. #idieddead #ripme
Oh fuck no. I can't. I cannot. I will not. I won't.
I'm gonna fucking do it.
#ripme
Black screen showing the text “do you want to continue adventuring?” with options for quit and continue. It means I died in Skyward Sword
Story of my gaming life #skywardsword #ripme