3D render in the style of 1990s CG, formatted like a print ad. It shows a living room in chaos. Lamp toppled over, beverages on the floor and broken portraits. In focus is a large television set teetering over the edge of its stand, held only by its power cord. Below it is a Nintendo 64. Displayed on the TV is gameplay of Super Mario 64, with a 3D render of Mario superimposed as though he is pressed against the screen. There is black cannon smoke behind him. Headlining text reads "really intense" Body text reads "When you play Nintendo 64, you'd best hold onto something. It gets real FAST."
Identical, without text.