Crude line drawing comic, three columns. Gary is standing by a doorway, possibly holding a paintbrush, wearing a ball cap.
Friend enters, and says: "Hey Gary, how's the decorating coming along?"
Gary says: "Yeah, it's getting there."
Friend says: "Hang on, aren't you meant to be at home with your wife for your anniversary?"
Gary says: "Yeah, I know, but she said she had to go to her boss' house tonight, again. I think something may be up, but I'm not sure. She said she had to go round to test some games on his PS3. Seems legit I guess."
Closeup of Gary, head tilted back, room darkening with crude black scribbles.
Friend says "That's strange"
Gary says "W... why?"
Extreme closeup of Gary's eyeball, impossibly wide, bloodshot.
Friend (in all caps): THE PS3 ..
Final panel , background utterly dark, spanning all columns, scrawl in caps, friend saying "HAS NO GAMES", one word per line. Camera has pulled back out slightly to show all of Gary's face, eyes open and mouth slightly ajar in horror, head tilted more than 45 degrees back, almost in the style of a black-and-white vampire movie of yesteryear.
Since the punchline phrase floated through my head today, now you get a #RetroMeme moment, too.