Latest posts tagged with #SWLRP on Bluesky
I get ya'll wanna make fun of chuds, but if ya'll decide you'd rather make fun of the chuds than stay strapped, we're not gonna bail you out when the literal demon worshipping psychopaths who run the mundy gov get handsy.
Benevolent conspiracies are only so benevolent.
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Today's Color out of Space is: Milk-and-Water
If you notice a lone skull on the side of the road, listen close for the sound of clicking. The spring thaw will sometimes reveal the remains of missing persons lost in the snow... its also when skullriders are the most hungry.
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The Cult of the Candy Witch continues its efforts to compile it holy text the Liber Dulciarum and now they have request for those who have been visited by the Candy Witch in the past. What wisdom (if any) have her visits imparted? #SWLRP
Today's color out of space is: Sable
If you notice a strange looking flock of birds in the distance moving much too close to the ground, get inside immediately. Nobody wants to run afoul of a flock of Tuyul.
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Today's Color out of Space is: Medallion
Whats old is new, again. In Jurassic park, they cloned dinosaurs from a mosquito trapped in amber. What will they clone from a technofossil? Best not to ask. Avoid junkyards for the next 48 hours.
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I was fully on board to do an ALL REQUESTS #PLAYANYTHING tomorrow, anything goes. Play EVERY SINGLE SONG you guys have EVER WANTED ME TO PLAY!!!
But alas, I gotta cancel. No show tomorrow. RIP to what could have been...
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((Finally officially posted the last part of the Welcome Back Assignment, @mragenthandsome.bsky.social's project he let me collab on. I know I posted it previously on here, but it's now edited & up on the forums. Featuring ya boy Ollie. Reminder: *NSFW*
forums.funcom.com/t/the-welcom...
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Oh, also, Happy Cordova Ice Worm day, everyone!
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People really out here answering emails from any random asshole, huh? Do none of you quality screen these motherfuckers? No wonder we have kompromat on all of you. Jesus christ.
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#TMITuesday Answer this question for me, and I'll answer it for you.
What are 3 things you associate with me?
HARD MODE: can't say dinosaurs or DJing 😉
(feel free to share/repost)
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Thought I'd give it a try. I present Jon and Jac.
I always liked playing the 'run and gun' in the Secret World and Jac was... well, Jac. I wish there were more dog customising options
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Today's Color out of Space is: Lovat
The room feels cluttered, but you can't bring yourself to throw anything away. Where did you even get all this stuff, anyway? Was it always like this? Be on the lookout for false friends... they're anything but friendly.
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Today's Color out of Space is: Greige
They say there's no straight lines in nature, but this is patently false. In fact, there seem to be even more straight lines, lately. Avoid direct eye contact with the sentient polyhedrons. They hate having to explain themselves.
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Whiteout teams, be advised, we're expecting a larger than usual number of snow serpents moving with the storm. All units are expected to prioritize defending Shael and Sol tier assets. Brute Resources is already seeding countermeasures for Dol and lower tiers. PR will wipe down the rest.
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If they don't end up dead, we usually shunt our least promising candidates off into federal agencies to offload the hassle of dealing with their incompetence while still making them feel special, but even our worst prospects aren't bad enough to end up in THAT federal agency.
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Just gonna throw it out there that we're well aware of exactly what you took while everyone was distracted, and we highly recommend you put it back. You probably know why, by now.
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Much as I would have preferred that Times Square nonsense hadn't happened, seeing how shit the QBL building's remodel ended up always makes me laugh. Like, we didn't even do that. That L was all theirs.
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This year, Magus Abendroth will be leading the 'Letting the Old Year Out' ceremony at the obsidian gate at precisely 12:01 AM.
Additionally, Director De La Guardia will be leading the "Machine Gunning the Old Year" ceremony, starting promptly at 12:05 AM. BYOMG.
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Section 12, 14, and 29, please report to Audit room J-15 for briefing. Once again, I am reminding you not to bring anything with you that measures time.
We do not need another New Years Eve temporal paradox on our hands. The one from last year is still looping in containment.
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Holy fuck, it's been almost a year since I poked in here. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??
This is what happens when I get busy. Yes, I'm still kicking! 🫡
(I might make it a thing to give this platform a ping once a year. Like Santa, but deadlier!)
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Today's Color out of Space is: Cosmic Latte
Klüver Constant is expected to be less constant for the next 48 hours. Beware of lattice formations beneath your eyelids; the longer they're there, the more likely something will climb them.
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((The work continues. New additions to my SWL inspired playlist include Made By Tsuki, Aesthetic Perfection, Memphis May Fire, and Wage War! #SWLRP ))
open.spotify.com/playlist/51U...
Don't worry about the continued consolidation of megacorps. We'll make sure all the kids play nice. Scout's honor.
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A sentient soundbite has escaped into the air ducts on L33. Vents have been sealed and its currently trapped in section 6. Shelter in place; Applied Memetics has a handler coming down to scoop it back up.
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