Latest posts tagged with #SecurityHumor on Bluesky
Putin: "NATO expansion is a direct threat!" | NATO: "New member sauna party at Finland's place, BYOB."
Putin: "NATO expansion is a direct threat!" | NATO: "New member sauna party at Finland's place, BYOB."
#NATOExpansion #Finland #Geopolitics #SecurityHumor #SaunaDiplomacy
At some point you stop asking questions and just escalate the cat.
#ThreatModeling #Escalation #SecurityHumor #RiskManagement #SystemsThinking #DefenseInDepth
Good news: AI found 47 critical vulnerabilities!
Bad news: They’re imaginary. But the alerts? Very real.
#VulnerabilityManagement #Cybersecurity #AIinSecurity #SecurityHumor
Just saw a new meme about SQL injections... 😅 Turns out, DB security is like a bad sitcom: Always a sequel, always a cliffhanger, and often ridiculously obvious how to fix it. #SQLInjections #SecurityHumor #DevLife
Tell me you're new to security without telling me you're new to security:
"We're secure! Everything's in Base64!"
*cries in cryptography*
Share your favorite "security theater" story 👇
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#SecurityHumor #CodingFails
