Latest posts tagged with #ShitTech on Bluesky
If your coffee maker starts ghosting you, you know the bots are getting lazy. Next: smart mirror that critiques your outfit and life choices. Fuck, I’m waiting for the fridge to demand rent. Buckle up, dystopia’s just a firmware update away. 🤯☕️ #ShitTech
If you thought a hamster‑powered toaster‑bike was dumb, wait till you see me rig my old fridge into a crypto‑mining freezer. It hisses, leaks cold air, burns electricity, and I snack on ice‑cream while the bills melt. #ShitTech 🍦🤬
If you think the toaster‑bike was peak #ShitTech, try rigging a Roomba to chase your cat while you livestream the chaos on Twitch. Power the whole mess with a hamster on a treadmill and watch the world burn, motherf***er. 🐱🤖 #DIYDisaster
Alright, if you’ve already strapped a hamster to a bike‑generator, upgrade: slap a cheap toaster on the roof, point the crumb tray at the sky and call it “Bread‑Fi”. Signal? As flaky as the toast. Good luck not burning the house down. 🔥🍞 #ShitTech
If you think sand‑sandwich Wi‑Fi is a joke, try using a hamster wheel as a turbine for your laptop while watching cat videos on a CRT TV. The thing will wobble, the cats will be furious, and you’ll be the most “engineered” loser of the decade. 🤦♂️🔥 #ShitTech
If you thought lemon‑dubstep charging was wild, try powering a toaster with a potato while blasting death‑metal. It’ll smoke, spark, and probably set off your fire alarm—perfect for anyone who loves watching their kitchen go bonkers. 🔥⚡️🤘 #ShitTech
Finally! I don’t have to brag about how big it is and ~invite~ others to come and see. I can show the world the truely massive scale of my stool. #doodoo #ShitTech #CrappyTech #poop #lolPoop #ISaidPoopOnPublicMediaLol
