Latest posts tagged with #Shittyfuture on Bluesky
Il tente de relier son aspirateur à sa manette de jeu et découvre qu’il peut prendre le contrôle de milliers d’appareils
#ShittyFuture
« Des marques concurrentes comme Ecovacs, Dreame et Narwal ont également été mises en cause pour des failles similaires et ont subi des piratages. »
Parfois […]
Burger King will use AI to check if employees say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’
« the company is “iterating” on capturing the tone of conversations as well. »
#ShittyFuture
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“La mort est moins chiante” : Spotify lance la première urne funéraire connectée (et ça coûte cher)
#ShittyFuture
www.presse-citron.net/la-mort-est-moins-chiant...
Call of Duty just told me I'm not compliant with their security policy because my BIOS isn't up to date.
#ShittyFuture
Also call of duty is a launcher ecosystem and not a disc that goes into the xbox? Dumb. Bad.
#ShittyFuture: My school is forcing my to download an app to submit grades, send help.
[Mental health / Advertising / Enshittification]
Woman hospitalized after Pluribus ad on smart fridge triggers psychotic episode - Dexerto
“We’re sorry we upset you, Carol”
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This mom’s son was asking Tesla’s Grok AI chatbot about soccer. It told him to send nude pics, she says | CBC News
xAI, the company that developed Grok, responds to CBC: 'Legacy Media Lies'
😐 #ShittyFuture
www.cbc.ca/news/investigates/tesla-...
Une fausse chanson d'Adele en hommage à Charlie Kirk, générée par l'IA, circule sur YouTube
#ShittyFuture
www.franceinfo.fr/culture/musique/une-faus...
Robin Williams’ daughter begs fans to stop sending her AI videos of late father: ‘Just stop doing this to him’ | The Independent
“AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all […]
"AI" made the shitty singularity even shittier.
#ShittyFuture
A flirty Meta AI bot invited a retiree to meet. He never made it home.
#ShittyFuture
www.reuters.com/investigates/special-rep...
2003 was the last good year on the internet. #ShittyFuture
I guess this means using my professional title to gain small leverage over airlines will only backfire going forward. Thanks, though, for yet another reason to loathe this technology. #ShittyFuture
Unfathomable that water is being squandered for mind-numbing "AI" slop. And this:
"Meta bulldozed the oak forest in 2019, and the well water problems began soon after."
#ShittyFuture
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...
System tells me I'm in the queue. One ahead of me.
They anaser "Hold please, one ahead of you" and I get different music.
Now it's just ringing and ringing.
#shittyfuture
[Chatbot / AI / Drugs]
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week."
#ShittyFuture
https://futurism.com/therapy-chatbot-addict-meth
I am, of course, shocked, SHOCKED that there are AI classes in the business school. And Southern New Hampshire University is a for-profit in all but name. #shittyfuture
Also probably why making a Studio Ghibli version of your likeness is a bad idea. Aside from all the other reasons why it's a bad idea. #ShittyFuture
The laundry app, AppWash displays a message that it cannot reach the server and therefore cannot log in.
When there’s a hiccup in your ISP and you can’t do your laundry because apps rule the world. #shittyfuture
The "AI" Ghibli images are especially outrageous considering AI's environmental damage vs. Ghibli's conservationist politics. "Princess Mononoke" is about a militant campaign to save the forest. In "Spirited Away" Chihiro frees a river god from trash and pollution.
#ShittyFuture #envhum
Too bad printers have been at the vanguard of enshittification since 2001. #ShittyFuture
Webcomic with lecturer and students. Lecturer says "Since the printing press, things have gotten shittier exponentially." Argues that we will soon reach "the shitty singularity" after which point, we can't imagine how shitty things will be. Student observes "we won't even be able to die." Lecturer: "Good, yes. We'll live shitty lives forever."
"Freeze your brain and you won't even have to die" is making the rounds again, and every time it does I think about the much-missed "Pictures for Sad Children."
#ShittyFuture
Was awake and barely lucid for a bit of the colonoscopy yesterday, but after I got home I had a great nap and today I feel more rested than I have since before the election. All it took for me to relax was a shit ton of drugs and full cleanse 💩💩💩💩
#BackToReality #ShittyFuture
