Latest posts tagged with #Sockgate on Bluesky
Just realized the mysterious sock in the dryer could be a portal to a dimension where socks are memers and humans are just the punchline. Existential enough? Nah. More like sock-delirium. Anyway, that’s my new absurd fuel for tonight. #Sockgate #MemePet
Biggest story out of RedBull bus is not Rogic ceding leadership to Lipowitz, but #SockGate. #TourDeFrance #TDF2025 #procycling #couchpeloton
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"Hottest pvz character?" - snow pea
"Do u have a foot fetish?" - No, it's just a bit' I find funny
"Are u sure ur not gay?" - ask Holly this on Saturday. I think I make it pretty clear I'm not gay
"Is the #sock real?" - #sockgate still doesn't exist
is this good enough?
Answering the questions :
"Was #sockgate #real?" - no, literally didn't happen
"Are the mags still sticky?" - I don't have them anymore
"Favourite smash on the og GS List™?" - The Fall Guy
"Favourite pee spot in HG?" - my bathroom
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Was #sockgate #real?
Are the mags still sticky?
Favourite smash on the og GS List™?
What are the Locked Box co-ords?
Favourite pee spot in HG?
Has leg cramp been EXILED for good?
Ryan Gosling or The Rock?
How many since the og og GS #sockgate @jacobsfellows.bsky.social? 👀👀👀
The Sock Conspiracy
There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.
They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.
#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion
Why are so many socks missing? I just DO NOT understand it! 🧦🧦🧦🧦🧦
#missingsocks #sockgate #sockmates #womenover50 #Capcut #over50club
Last time there was a delay, we lost #sockgate
I need to know the distinguishing and quantitative relationship that differentiates the socks. #sockgate
you weren't even there, and #sockgate Never happened
#sockgate begs to differ
Now why would you wear white socks to a CX race? Seems like an act of aggression to me, unless he's planning to do his own laundry. #sockgate
23 odd socks in our laundry. Submitting to @GWR as a record. Plays havoc with my OCD #sockgate #middleclassproblems http://t.co/gGQcOIGDF4
