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Oh great.

MORE uncontrolled explosions and fires!

#Starshit #Cyberfucked

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$30 BILLION for a 5-Year Delay: The Starship HLS Price Tag You're Paying.
$30 BILLION for a 5-Year Delay: The Starship HLS Price Tag You're Paying. YouTube video by Thunderf00t

youtube.com/watch?v=QsgL...
#thunderf00t
#starshit
#FElon

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Give it time #Elon.

Itโ€™ll crash soon enough - just like your cars, #Cybershit, #Starshit, and #Starfink.

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Presenting The All New #Tesla #RoboCoffin.

Goes from Zero to Death in no time !

Proudly brought to you by #ElonMusk - the genius who brought you #CyberShit, #StarShit, and #StarFink.

Catch you on the flipped side !

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SpaceX Starship rocket explodes on the launch pad in South Texas YouTube video by KHOU 11

Let's all thank #SpaceX for improving the safety profile of #Starship by exploding before launch. Far fewer pieces fall from the sky this way.
www.youtube.com/live/F9LbbRE...
#Starshit
By the way, the same thing happened nine years and $10 billion ago. #DUH.

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Starship Explodes Way Before Its Mission That wasnโ€™t supposed to happenโ€ฆ

@ElonMusk should go for a ride on the next #Starship flight. You know, to prove its safe. That would kill two birds with one stone.
wlockett.medium.com/starship-exp...
#ElonMusk #WasteFraudAndAbuse #Starshit

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"Starship's Mars Dream CRASHES: Why Musk's 2026 Plan Is Pure Sci-Fi!"
"Starship's Mars Dream CRASHES: Why Musk's 2026 Plan Is Pure Sci-Fi!" YouTube video by Thunderf00t

youtube.com/watch?v=WJbi...
#thunderf00t
#starshit
#FMusk

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Atรฉ quando a gente vai ver um bilionรกrio brincar de explodir naves ao custo de centenas de milhรตes de dรณlares cada uma? Num tรก vendo que รฉ uma falha estrutural do projeto? ๐Ÿ™„
Tanto lugar pra empregar melhor o dinheiro...

#starshit

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I absolutely love the video.
I would have liked that on the launch pad including a fully-fueled booster, but you can't have everything.
I'm a space enthusiast since > 30 years, an inexpensive, huge rocket would come in handy for me.
But not by #ElonMusk.
#SpaceX #Starship #Starshit #Flight10

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They should sell the WHOW as a ringtone.
Could here it in an endless loop.
#nsf #spacex #starship #starshit

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#FuckElon #FuckSpaceX #StarShit

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#SpaceX #Starship
#SpaceXcrement #Starshit
#Tesla #SpaceTesla
#Musk #ElonMusk

Oops โ€ฆ

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Presenting the Space Tesla #CyberStarshit9.

The most expensive government-subsidized Roman Candle firework in history.

Perfect Record: 9 for 9 ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

#SpaceX #Starship
#SpaceXcrement #Starshit
#Tesla #SpaceTesla
#Musk #ElonMusk

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#SpaceX #Starship

#SpaceXcrement #Starshit

#Starshit9 - the worldโ€™s most expensive crematorium.

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Cheaper just to buy her a seat on #ElonMuskโ€™s #SpaceX #Starshit.

Would improve her job performance out of sight!

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#Starshit

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So heโ€™s going back to being subsidized by BILLIONS of taxpayer dollars to blow shit up.

No change there!

#ElonMusk
#SpaceXcrement
#Starshit
#StarFink
#Teska #Cybershit

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#DOGE not only cut funding, it also cut #ElonMuskโ€™s throat.

The protests and boycotts will continue until heโ€™s #BANKRUPT.

His cars self-crash and his spaceships self-explode.

Itโ€™s ALL smoke and shit.

#TeslaCybershit #SpaceXcrement #Starshit

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Big words from an obnoxious prick who canโ€™t land a #Starshit after 8 tries!

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Magnifique!

What a display of waist, Freud and a bus.

Fire more air controllers! We need more fireworks like #starshit

With body parts falling down, it will be even more fun to watch!

Fire them all!

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#ElonMusk #Musk #FelonMusk
#SpaceX #CargoStarShip #SuperBird9
#SpaceXcrement #StarShit #SuperTurd9

The most expensive space booster-recovery system in history.

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CORRECTION:

#ElonMusk:

โ€œIโ€™ll put a man IN Mars in 10 years.โ€

#Starshit

#SpaceXcrement

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#ElonMusk wants to fly his #Starship to #Mars unmanned in 2026 and manned in 2029 or 2031.
I briefly looked at his Tweet to this on his Twitter account... and found not even one negative or sarcastic answer.
Strange...
x.com/elonmusk/sta...
#Starshit

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Twin Test Flight Explosions Show SpaceX Is No Longer Defying Gravity Consecutive losses of the Starship rocket suggest that the companyโ€™s engineers are not as infallible as its fans may think.

#Musk #SpaceX #Starshit #PooperHeavy #Tesla ๐Ÿ“‰ #Trump #MAGA

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/08/s...

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Second loss of SpaceX Starship raises questions about Florida plans After the second loss of Starship was visible in Florida skies, new questions are being raised about the powerful launch system coming to Florida.

More #Musk owned shit in trouble.
#SpaceX #Starshit #Shite8 #PooperHeavy #Trump #MAGA

eu.floridatoday.com/story/tech/s...

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#SpaceX #Starshit

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#Starshit by #SpaceXcrement.

Caught one turd and splattered the rest across the #Carribean.

What was going on at #Guantanamo at the time โ“๐Ÿšฉ

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#Starshit

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Meanwhile, #FelonMuskโ€™s #SpaceXcrement launches #Starshit 8.0 - the most EXPENSIVE government-subsidized FIREWORKS DISPLAY in #US history.

A flying crematoria.

Are we SURE it wasnโ€™t packed with deported โ€œillegalsโ€โ“

With deportations costing too much already, is this #Trumpโ€™s new #FinalSolution?

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You misspelled #Starshit. ;-)

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