#StarWarsFails

Chance Durant

@chancedurant.bsky.social

9 months ago

Imagine being the Empire, with infinite resources… and still getting dunked on by one sad wizard in a hoodie.
🪐💀🧥

#ObiWan #StarWarsFails #MostWantedMan #JediProblems #TTRPGHumor #DMApproved #GalacticGoofs #HideRoll20

franticmonkey

@franticmonkey.bsky.social

10 months ago

Twitch Twitch is the world

🚫 Zero Build: I Swung a Lightsaber and Hit Nothing But Air 🚫
I’m not the chosen one. I’m the background character who dies off-screen.
Marvel Rivals maybe later, if I can Jedi mind-trick my way to a dub.
👾 Watch my Force-free collapse: twitch.tv/franticmonkey
#Fortnite #ZeroBuild #StarWarsFails

Johnnie Jae

@johnniejae.bsky.social

1 year ago

A photo of Johnnie Jae wearing a Wookie mask laying on the ground with her arm held up

an image from the movie Boyhood which has a little boy laying on the ground in a striped shirt with his arm held up.

A photo of johnnie jae laying on the ground with her arms by her side and wearing a wookie mask

I was trying to recreate the movie poster for Boyhood and instead of looking thoughtful and introspective, I just look like a dead wookie 🤣🤣

#starwarsfails
#wookie